I love you both, so much!
Mom: Thanks for calling me today and telling me that I’m a wonderful daughter, it made me cry!
Cat: Thanks for being you
–S
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.
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I love you both, so much!
Mom: Thanks for calling me today and telling me that I’m a wonderful daughter, it made me cry!
Cat: Thanks for being you
–S
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.
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this is the bitch section… I’m confused???
come on Andy!
Whoops.
Web dude takes a day off, fill-in dude screws up.
Has your cat ever called you to tell you you’re a wonderful owner? Probably not, the best you can get from it is “fucking feed me now, bitch! None of that dry food shit either, wet food wet food wet food!
“OK good, about fucking time.”
But of course, all you hear is “meow meow meow! Puurrr.”
Well Q, if one hears ” Meow, Meow, Purr, Purr” you have one very contented Pussy. Wouldn’t you say?
🙂
I’d love a contented pussy, but I tend to get lazy.
Q: if your too lazy to rev up a pussys motor, then you don’t deserve to hear it PURR!
All this pussy talk is getting me a bit too excited now! Good night indeed.
The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.
nite:)