To the guys driving a red minivan with a barbecue attached to the back of it today on Robie, thanks for holding up my bus this morning with your cracked out driving. Just because the bus wouldn’t let you in or something, you felt compelled to get ahead of us and randomly stop your car at every intersection. Couple things about that, first off, if the bus driver had plowed into you, you could probably kiss goodbye your precious barbie not to mention the back of your van. As well, as the MT employee who was with the driver mentioned, you’re “being filmed the entire time.” Bet you thought the bus driver wouldn’t be able to get out and get your plate number from behind the BBQ – LOL. The real crazy thing is, some girl on the bus chimed in that she saw you doing this the previous day down on SGR. WTF is your problem, are you trying to get someone killed? I hope the cops track you down and take your license away. —Shitwind
This article appears in Apr 19-25, 2012.
On the plus side, if the bus had rammed them you could have jumped out and drawn cawks on them before the EMTs showed up.
That’s why I always carry a sharpie.
but ivan, cocks be useful. and if they truly were the goofs the o.p. says, then they wouldn’t have gotten it. but i guess you gotta get your kicks any way you can. by the way, will you still be there this sat. i just might drop by if you are. and i hope the painsis will be there too, i’m dying to meet her.
And here I thought it was just so you could take a sniff whenever you felt the need to. 😛
‘matron, Please. To quote Whitey Houston “Sharpies are whack”. The true inhalant connoisieur will settle for nothing less than Testors Model Cement.
I’ll prolly be there Lifer. I don’t know if we’ll actually be open for biz. That will depend on how much product gets boxed and moved this week. The deadline draws ever closer. We hope to be open on the Darkside by mid-may, but as the saying goes “No plan ever survives first contact with reality”
Hahaha I stand corrected.
I hear that there are people you can call when someone is driving dangerously like that.. I think they’re called the “poleeese” or something like that.
Bitching about it online is cool too, though. That’ll definitely stop it from happening again *massive eye roll*
This was my bitch…the bus driver did call the “poleeeese”, dicksniffer. Or else why get the license plate. Besides, why the fuck would I call the police, if the bus driver is having a problem he can call them himself obviously.
That’s ridiculous, dude.
These guys drive around the city with a BBQ hanging out the back of their minivan stopping randomly at intersections? Sounds suspicious to me and how do you know their names Mole rat? Hmmm.