Oh! You said you’re not into “fat chicks”? I’m sorry that’s your poor excuse for not being able to hold a boner. I am a confident, beautiful young woman, and I don’t think I’m “fat”. Have you ever seen “My 800lb Life”? So maybe I don’t like pompous assholes who can’t hold a boner! Fuck you. —Learn to Love Your Women
This article appears in Apr 12-18, 2012.
Obviously, this was a surprise ,in a pleasant long term relationship. How did either of you not see it coming.
If he truly wasn’t “into fat chicks” then it never would have reached the “boner” stage, sustainable or otherwise. Then again cockstand has no conscience so who knows? Either way, you’re better off.
Did he tell you this before or after the failed attempt? I can’t see it being before but you never know. One night stands are a crap shoot. Or as Forrest Gump’s mother would say like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get. Forget one night stands. Keep your knees together for at least 3 or 4 dates (more if you can and have the confidence to do so, too much pressure today to put out right away), get to know the person you are interested in. If he pressures you on the first date DTMFA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This guy’s a douche, OB. Ivan’s right — if he wasn’t into fat chicks then he would’ve never gotten to the point where a boner would be necessary.
I’m sure glad I don’t have to worry about getting boners in order to have sex.
phewf.
Also clothes can cover a multitude of flaws, and once they come off and it’s not too dark to see what you’re getting, that can change a stiff dick into a flaccid piece of meat. Obviously this is all you were to him.
No, you fat chick need to realize you’re FAT and it’s GROSS
Seriously Halifax, lose some weight! Fuck, it’s no wonder ya’ll complain about shit…
Don’t you dare lose some weight i can’t handle anymore skinny uptight bitchs in halifax. <3 the fat chicks
maybe the guy was funny like, you know, sebastion? that would be the best guess from me. fat or thin, young or old. human or even close to it, the suckster don’t care.
You sound like a class act, OP.
Ummm, it wasn’t his asshole with a problem,,,,,,,
Now, at what point did he realize he was about to have sex with a fat chick?
When he asked you out?
While you were out with him?
When you undressed?
When your clammy hand/mouth were on his cock?
Was this an online thing where there was no photo? Was it the shock at the door when he realized “curvy” was the state of your mattress?
Now, can we hear from the other party as to the REAL reason he couldn’t perform?
Who fucking cares what his reason for not getting a BONER, come on! He probably called her fat just to take the attention away from his LIMP NOODLE.
OB, you really dodged a bullet with this one. SOOOOOOOOO glad I’m not single.
fuck off mister meaty. i’m fat and i like myself just the way i am.
It otay, V.O.T. We held auditions for the new Sebastian and Mr. Meaty was the only one who tried out.
on a side note. i dont like how its borrowing my facebook profile pic but the profile here still shows the other one….
The penis is a schizophrenic organ OP. Maybe your voluptuous, curvy body reminded him of his mother. Pretty lame to blame it on you. As others pointed out, he must have noticed your body before the clothes started falling off.
he’s not attracted to your body type OP. That doesn’t make him an asshole. A guy can’t help it if he can’t get it up anymore than he can help it if he doesn’t find you attractive. Give him a bit of a break eh? There are probably plenty of men out there who ARE attracted to you.
no this really bugs the shit out of me. So just because a woman is confident in how she looks, a guy’s a dick if he’s not all over her shit?
Op if this is true, then maybe your next boyfriend should be someone you’re not attracted to physically and not attracted to enough in other ways to get past the physical. See how long you last, eh?
I think this guy was just using your weight as an excuse for his erectile dysfunction, OB. It’s not like he could have thought you were a 100 pound mini and then when you took your close off realized you were a full figured woman.
Keep on being who you are and don’t let this get you down. There are plenty of men out there that will love you and your body just the way it is.
ah ha… *close* = clothes… Time for more coffee.
Everyone likes different body types… but I’m kind of confused as to why he would be at the point where he’s trying to get a boner if he didn’t like “fat chicks.”
But I gotta say, the guy has balls to insult a woman while she’s trying to put out for him. He’s lucky to walk away with a mildly functioning penis.