To the “landlord” on Robie:

Yeah? Yeah? The apartment is ours? Yeah? That’s weird, I’m pretty we were on the bus. Headed to Freeman’s. To sign a lease. Waiting on you. Only to get a call, saying you change your mind, last minute. LAST SECOND. Seriously? Fifty bucks? That’s all it takes? That’s your whore price? A fifty? You can’t be very good then. You said you felt like an asshole? GOOD. GO WITH THAT FEELING. Good luck with your four bedroom. I hope it gets trashed. To anyone living in the area, the locks haven’t been changed on this place. HAVE A BALL.
—FOUR VERY VERY VERY PISSED STUDENTS

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  1. Okay, now that you said it, you know you can’t burn down his house (or break in), right? Right?!

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