To the bald asshole, with his 2 grown up dauther’s and wife who were eating on Thursday night at a downtown pub, TURN YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE OFF AND WHILE YOU”RE AT IT, TURN YOUR VOICE DOWN AN OCTAVE WHILE SPEAKING!!!! This dick head was talking so loud, making calls and accepting calls while the rest of us were trying to dine in peace…this is so rude!! When he was ready to order, he started waving his arms like a baboom, saying”we’re ready over here!!” Like, I am so important, everyone look at me..well, we were all looking at you and your ugly family because you were so obnoxious and rude.
—Seeking a Peaceful Meal
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.
How dare you make a bitch like this. Cell and Crackberry users have a God given right to be like this. What they are talkng about is Earth shattering and cannot be interrupted by others.
A “peaceful” meal in a “downtown pub”? … Good luck with that.
If you want a peaceful meal, eat at home.
Perhaps some brave restauranteur would be bold enough to open a cell free eatery?
The wait staff could be equipped with tazers to zap the crackberry/cellular addicts.
I don’t think this is feasible as a restaurant is a crapshoot at the best of times.
Just bring a cellphone jammer with you next time…no more cell phone issues, still won’t shut the loud talkers up though.
Do what I do: pull my chair up to their table and make loud Homer Simpson-like eating and drinking sounds.
Buahahahaha NFG I am so going to a restaurant with you sometime!
Maybe I can start taking food off of the assholes’ plates like the episode when Homer was hanging out with Ned non-stop.
“OOOh, dinner! May I join you?” *comes in through window*
Ensnare the doofus. Set up a ‘floor pie’.
Mmmm… Floor pie! Anywho, this guy probably falls into the “look at me! I’m talking on a cell phone! I’m important!” subset of society. They’re usually new cell phone owners, or it’s a work-funded Crackberry. It’s really not their fault, they’re really just excited to have a phone.
haha …like a kid in a candy store….i think that some people are insecure…and want to feel noticed..
Another thing I do is walk by the talking asshole and let a big ass fart rip on them. They can hang up on their call and pursue me to the washroom if they feel like it.
Right good Dr.
He probably believes that a server sits in the wings, watching him constantly, awaiting his fervent gesticulations for food now. Visibly shaking from hypo-glycemia.
While I agree this guy was an asshole and shouldn’t be let out in public, I would certainly never expect people to turn off their phones in a pub, a venue where you always expect loud random conversations.
I’ll give you that PAS.
The pompous, self-absorbed stick out like a sore thumb. Unfortunately, such people have the least reason to be so. The dregs.
I wanna go with der and fat to dinner just for that . While Fat is barking a asstune into the side of someones head – I’ll open my phone and start to scream into my cell about my bitch sniffing up to much coke and crack and hows shes a whore . And then mention to them how hard it is to date a hooker on crack .
An octave is pitch, not volume.
thanks virgomom, that was bugging me too until I saw your reply.
I think they were going for decibels.
though it would have to be more than one to be noticeable.
and baboom is the sound dynamite makes, not the name of a fuzzy monkey…