Every half a generation or so, cocaine becomes ‘cool’ again, I.E. accepted, and the School of Hard Knocks starts enrollment for the next Master Class. Students of this particular school can choose the ‘intensive’ program, which hands your sorry ass back to you in a year or less, or the full-term program, which allows you to watch your life fall apart at whatever pace is comfortable for you. As with any ‘intensive’ program tuition is far more expensive, but you achieve the same result that much sooner. The full-term program is so versatile that a student can stay in it indefinitely, should he or she choose. Certain candidates might even eventually qualify for the ‘Special Scholarship’ after 10 years, but the unfortunate reality is that most students won’t. This happens mostly because they graduate (and their ass is handed to them years before), but a few students will never qualify simply because Cocaine kills them before they get a chance.

I know this is an annoying rant, but not nearly as annoying as a bunch of assholes on blow. You fucking losers have to realize you are actually the polar opposite of what you think you are when you are high on that shit, and it’s destroyed far better people than you many,many times. Even people with more money than God, and more power than you will ever have in 10 lifetimes have had their asses handed to them by this fucking shit, so SMARTEN THE FUCK UP. If you are one of those one-in-a-hundred people who actually can get away with doing it once a year, for fucksakes stay the fuck home with your other coke-fuck loser friends so less weak-minded people will start thinking that shit is cool. Because it ain’t cool now, wasn’t before and never will be . FUCK OFF
—sick of watching swinging barn doors

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  1. It’s a shitty short stone that isn’t worth the baking soda it’s cut with. I could never figure out why people were attracted to the ‘devil’s dandruff’ in the first place other than stupid celebrities who can wipe their arse with a $1000 bill.

  2. What blows my mind…even more than coke ever did…was those people who know absolutely NOTHING but what they’ve learned from government about so called drugs… consider coke & pot to be the same thing, its all drugs & they’re all the same !
    Which is exactly what big brother wants people to think, knowledge is power & the less the population knows, the more those in control like it !

  3. remember the old thx1138 movie.your medicine cabinette tells you to take 2 reds and 1 white,and and a peaceful day.that was a decent old fucking movie.i downloaded it off stagevu.com last night.

  4. More, just some of the information available from Big Brother. Please point out the inaccuracies.

    http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/hc-ps/drugs-drogues…
    http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/hc-ps/drugs-drogues…
    http://www.camh.net/About_Addiction_Mental…

    Also, do you think it would be responsible public health policy to promote the “benefits” of drug induced highs? The government is trying to inform about the dangers of drug use without becoming a pusher.

    If your comment was about lumping pot and cocaine together, you are aware that the government does approve the use of pot for certain medical applications and Canada has an industrial hemp industry. Pot is no longer the villain it once was.

  5. Miles you might want to run that by Harper…He’s definately on the all drugs are bad, Heroin & pot same-same ! Him & his close group of brown nosers (or should they be labeled the brown waist ring club) have tried to push back any inroads on archaic pot laws. His Government allowing a Canadian to be extradited to serve a prison sentence for selling pot seeds on the internet, a charge he might ,just might have received a simple fine for here in Canada, tells me just how enlightened that bastard & his cronies truely are ! ! !
    You obviously weren’t paying attention to Harper ,last time he was on the campaign trail…he won’t ever allow the changes the liberls were pushing for to go forward, & he lumps Meth, Heroin,coke,etc with pot as ‘dangerous drugs….That dumbass couldn’t tell the difference between a flower & a piece of shit, unless someone labels it for him !

  6. If Bill C-15 passes, the jails are going to be full of people who shouldn’t fucking be there. Thank you, George Dubyah Harper, you useless helmet headed cunt flap.

  7. TTFN…didn’t that bill automatically die when Harper prorogued Parliment ?
    Just asking, because i seen in the papers a bunch of other stuff will have to be reintroduced…although the long gun registry, is still slated to be removed…so i don’t know or understand what’s going on in reguard to the work being done by elected MP’s

  8. Now if you meant Harper was Big Brother… I’ll rescind my previous comments. I was only trying to point out that the information the government-run health agencies put out is not inaccurate or misleading. If Harper hasn’t bothered to read it before he proposes new laws then it just shows how much we should trust his judgement come next election.

    TTFN…I think the senate took some of the mandatory sentencing sections out of C-15…but when the senate sits again I hear they will have a conservative majority…so that change might get kiboshed.

  9. Yeah Miles, Harper & all the little harperettes that he’s surrounded himself with…I’m surprised at how many people have no idea what a F’in DICK this guy really is. I personally think the reason that Marc Emery was extradited to the US was because he was the leader of the Marijuana party & that just burned Harpers ass to no end, having that Party on the ballot.

    unfortunately the Party’s only focus was/is pot laws. THey have no official policy in any other area. Which IMo makes them, more of an sideshow, than something to take seriously & with that attitude they’re probably doing their own cause more harm than good.

  10. Since the government has classified pot as a narcotic and allowed it’s use for patients who require it will there ever be any hope of legalisation for public use any more than say, morphine, the oxy’s, etc.? Just wondering?

  11. Lets all do coco-puffs and be mellow snobs. Only half of us will get the munchies though. The other half will just roll their eyes at the munchie folks.

  12. “”if it grows in the ground then it should be (and is as far as i’m concerned) A O K!!”‘

    Agreed. The Opium poppy, for instance, has been used as a remedy, anti-depressent, pain-reliver and so on for thousands of years.
    Along come Big Pharma a few generations ago, who find they cannot patent the natural ingredients of opium…they lobby congress about the “evils” of “drugs”…and voila! oronically, it’s BP’s synthetic product that is the most “addictive”..far more than opium!

    The most annoying thing is to listen to all the sheeple tout their anti-drug anectdotes, which almost exclusivally demonstrate the harm done by PROHIBITION, not by responsible use of the drug.

    Some people, it’s true, cannot manage their habit. This includes tobacco, caffeine, alchohol, gambling, fatty foods, sugar, sex and so on and so forth…so what?

    Why should that affect me?

  13. A new independant study has proven that heavy pot use during your teens can cause an imbalance in the brain chemistry that is nearly identical to schizophrenia. I am not making that up…really freaked me out when I found out, up until 12 months ago I smoked pot daily since I was 14.

    I am not saying it is as bad as coke or that either is “evil” or bad…but people should be educated about the dangers so that they can moderate their use to avoid the pitfalls that come along with recreational drug use. I also think it should all be legalized and controlled like tobbacco and alcohol…that way the profits go right into our healthcare instead of drug dealers pockets, plus kids access can be more clearly controlled (not that it would completely stop them from getting their hands on the various substances they wanted).

  14. I’ve known a lot of chronics who aren’t at all schizophrenic at all. Doctors usually form opinions based on many independant studies as just one doesn’t provide a wider spectrum of experience. At least that’s how my doctor and specialists spproach these things.

  15. there’s only 3 drugs that i have heard of that i haven’t at least tried(pcp;crystal meth and heroin) and i turned out just fine no problems everything good yep life is good over and out

  16. What what now where did i put that and what was it ? lol . Its possible but pretty rare oceanlady . I agree with you . There must be other under laying imbalances in the brain the TCH reacts with to cause it . But on the note of dummy dust – too much and you get coke phycohsis and turn into a visable schitz . I can likely honestly say out of 100 000 thousand chronics maybe two are imbalanced from weed . Oh wait – just judge it this way – drunks and coke freaks at a party . How do they act ? Now attend a pothead party where they are just smoking the herb. How do they act ? Its a line thats pretty visable unless you actually are brain dead .

  17. After seeing the ‘independent’ studies on pot over the last 35 years, I’ve concluded that you can drive yourself nuts believing that shit. It’s not worth burning your brain beans fretting over something that can be easily dismissed by another study down the road.

    One of my dearest friends turned to coke during a weed drought and ruined his fucking life – none of his friends could trust him because he would steal shit for his habit – he ended up isolating himself and dying alone at 46. I always thought coke was a very uncool drug – always made me think of Studio 54 and all that disco dung. After my buddy died, I considered it evil.

  18. “”none of his friends could trust him because he would steal shit for his habit”‘

    You can thank prohibition and the “war on drugs” for grossly inflated prices that cause theft.

  19. i only smoked crack on one occasion but that occasion lasted close to 24 hours; never again that’s evil shit

  20. Or you can thank individual addiction which overcomes one’s life leading to such a downward spiral, BMF. I wouldn’t blame economics on someone’s coke issues.

  21. “”really freaked me out when I found out,””

    …Really?
    …because although pot is clearly MUCH less harmful than other formerly prohibited drugs, such as alchohol,….most folks know that heavy chronic use can occasionally lead to lethargy, habit-forming, as well as some rare mild “paranoia” – which is the element in common with schizoprenia that this study indicates.

    Hard to see this as a sudden revelation that wouold “freak” anyone out, lol…
    Hey, did you know eating too much can make you fat and depressed?

  22. “”I wouldn’t blame economics on someone’s coke issues.”

    Oh yeah? What if tobacco went up to $100 a pack?
    Do you think that would cause “issues”?

  23. Nothing beats beer and a few joints. The occasional bit of MDMA/MDA was nice also with extra funky house music please.

  24. yea we did alot of shrooms and A’s back in the day; never heard of anyone doing armed robberies or b&e’ s did get a fix for it; and you usually outgrow it

  25. No, people would just buy the “illegal” sawdust smokes from the Indians. And I’d make a lot of cash selling sawdust.

  26. i’m so drugged up. i’m so fucked up. i’m surf’n on heroin. “surf’n on heroin” the forgotten rebels

  27. BMF you nailed it pretty good with the 100 bucks a pack thing . Of course that would cause crime to increase for the people that can’t kick the habit . Weed has its crime sure – someone knocking off the weed dealer down the street for his stash – grow houses getting crop robbed – but thats crime against its own crime .And its not abundant like crackheads and junkies robbing stores and people everyday to support 500 dollars a day habits . Fuck i wish i could smoke 500 bucks a day in weed – i’d be dead or atleast on a lung machine lol!!!

  28. weedhog…I agree, the only “weed” based crimes are actually “money” based.

    And I bet there’d be less “junkies” robbing stores if one could still get prescription heroin at the doctor, and it was priced so the habit was 10-20 dollars a day…about like a Starbuck’s habit.

  29. Actually frosty it was the “potentially permanent” part that freaked me out. I, as with many people, believed that any adverse affects of heavy chronic use could be reversed with just simply stopping (other than lung damage…which can also be partially reversed if you stop smoking entirely). Just like with overeating…you stop and workout…the adverse affects are reversed.

    “about like a Starbuck’s habit.” buahahaha those starbucks folks can get craZy tho….

  30. DER?….you need to look up the word, ‘potentially’.
    You’ll find that it doesn’t mean carved in stone !

  31. uhhh that’s exactly what I wrote it as meaning…as in POSSIBLY PERMANENT. “It is possibly permanent”

    I wouldn’t write “permanently permament”…though I would not be surprised to see someone write that here so I can understand you misreading my intent.

  32. Bill Cosby tells a joke about a conversation with a coke user.

    Bill – so what’s new?
    Cokey – Just snorted some coke.
    Bill – Why? What’s so special about cocaine?
    Cokey – Well you know, it makes you feel things more, it enhances your personality.
    Bill – Yes, but what if you’re an asshole?

    nuf said.

  33. Frosty, we differ here. I’ve had a lot of experience with cocaine and when I add it up it’s never worth “it”. The cost is too great and I’m not even talking about the money. I care about my neighbours enough to not feed them the rope they’d hang on… and they’d hang their home and their family and their job and their ambition, productivity and and and… need not hang given what we’ve learned and since only like 2% of the population have a strong enough constitution to not let it go their heads (or perhaps just special body chemistry)… it’s like the 2% of people who take Torodol and REALLY cannot operate heavy machinery because they’re too stoned… 98% of us won’t experience that and take it for pain management so we CAN go to work.

    martym, your story is all too common. Is your 24 hour experience something every human being would benefit from? Would something vital be missing from their lives should they NEVER experience the rush of cocaine? Imagine YOUR child in a room full of coke. Is it really a choice you would want ANY of your children make given the risk of serious addiction? I’ll bet you were pissed you ran out. I’ll bet your g/f, your parents, whatever responsibilities… seriously PALED in importance to the drug you were running out of. Your 24 hours could easily have been a week, 8 months or a lifetime, however short that would be. The only time people ever seem to think cocaine is a really smart thing to do is when they’re stoned to high heaven. Think about that.

    Here’s the thing. SOME, and not many, people can keep such a substance and associated behavior in check. MOST cannot. If you’ve got anything fucked up in your life that cocaine makes feel better you are at SERIOUS risk of cashing in your life on addiction. Since none of us are perfect most of us are prime to be addicts with a substance like cocaine.

    I’m happy most put pot in it’s place (WAY beneath the evils of alcohol) but it bothers me their advice to our government would be to tax it like it’s special. It’s a weed, for cryin’ out loud! It grows in almost every earthly climate. WHY should it be special at all? Sure, control it because I don’t think kids should have access similar to the control of booze and tobacco but that’s the only reason to tax it. Of ALL the commodities on the market weed currently is out of control expensive and it shouldn’t be for what it is. To roll it into a free market it needs to be assessed for what it is… no different than barley, corn or yeah, tobacco. We don’t owe the government anything special, never mind financial, for their approved access to a weed.

    The legalization of weed would see A LOT of guns disappear as well. The guns are used to protect crops, reputations and “dangerous” shipments. If you remove the danger you remove the guns too.

  34. haha awesome Kay – now we know why you so fucked up – wayyy to much coke !! That explains it now !!! And about the legalization of weed – Which i fully support – you won’t remove the guns . Read the paper – what do you think the criminals rob pharmacies with for prescription drugs and liquer stores with ? Um yea – guns . . And like any other business – someone caught robbing someones crop deserves to trip that wire and get they’re legs blown off with a shotgun !!! It just removes crime related to the weed business – not the guns .

  35. PS if you support weed so much – why don’t I see you supporting marc emery and his green party wife ? Why are you not seen supporting dana larson ? ( NDP) ? And about a thousand other entities existing that push for decrim of weed? Do you know who they are? What they support along with the 15 000 others of “our kind “.Support your local factions or STFU >

  36. hog, why is it you think I’m not in support… DIRECT support of (actually!) our dear Marc Emery? How do you know you haven’t seen me or heard me or my husband or his music doing just that? huh? I want to spew but you’ll figure out who I am so why not just stick to things you ACTUALLY know instead of speaking from the SIDE OF YOUR ASTOUNDINGLY STUPID, IGNORANT, ASSHOLE FACE? eh? Your ESP don’t work around here. “Factions”? FACTIONS? pfft… you’re such an ass! You’re presumption is SICKENING. FUCK OFF, hog.

  37. Because I know you don’t – its that easy ! Your a coke head > . How and who do ypu support – explain.

  38. If I did, if I posted a link, you’d know who I was. Ain’t gonna happen. Marc Emery knows who we are and what we do and that’s just fine.

    What happened to your ESP, hog?

    I’m NOT a coke head, I’m a pot head. I understand addiction is all.

  39. Frosty, we differ here. I’ve had a lot of experience with cocaine and when I add it up it’s never worth “it”.
    nuff said coke head and i know enough canadian weed support sites – your not on your own there cupcake and your likely not that visable. likely been to more rallies across canada then you likely ever would be . NOw go and slam somemore dummy dust up your face .

  40. OMFG hog! You pompous prick! If you knew who I was or who my man was… this anonymous thing can be frustrating at times. Just know this… you’re a presumptuous asshat STILL talking out the side of your head.

  41. OHHHH more details of Kay’s imaginary superstar life…do tell! Do you know him through your charity work at a major local charitable organization or your is it through your company that you run? Maybe you know him through some political function you hosted for all of your “friends in power”?

    Who would want to have you as a spokeperson…if you are half as crazy as you are here, you would do far more damage than good.

  42. ” If you knew who I was or who my man was… this anonymous thing can be frustrating at times.”

    He’d say the same fucking thing. I’d say the same fucking thing. Nobody would be afraid of you or Desi. Its hilarious how you think people would be afraid fo you in person.

    Bitch, I’d slap you like I was yours and Desi’s pimp.

  43. Kay I wouldn’t care who you or your old man are – really – I am willing to present myself to anyone – I actually have friends – and noone in power – theres nothing you could do to affect me . Like come on – really? So low you need imaginary friends to threaten me with – maybe I’ll email you my name and you can go down to the HRP Station and they will let you know I actually don’t give a fuck in most things – I don’t care for them – so take it from them . And I imagine that you don’t want anyone to know who you are because of the lowly person you really are and what you really don’t have ?Yea I think the latter . SOme fuckin dummie that came here in 2008 that slings burgers and manages 18 year olds is going to threaten a NS person with “friends ” really . Grow up and tell us who you are – I am willing to tell you who I am and meet and likely laugh at you and your “MAN”.I been here forever – thing is – your childish and very retarded – I am not . In real life – I poop on people like you .

  44. ps I know almost all the bands in hali because i belong to musicians supporting musicians and music nova scotia. Ummmm is he going to play me a shitty song or try to hit me with his guitar? Laughable at best – for you deplorable and pathetic at worst.

  45. Well fat haha knowing the musicians and bands around here (meaning hali/dart ) because it is still my home – likely the worst “desi” or whatever will do is get loaded and puke towards my direction – thats or sing a real shitty tune. It is laughable because ( i suspect kay is a man anyways ) and even so – whatever she is – threatening an unknown person with plenty ties to NS ( take the screen name ) is not smart . What might i know or who might i know with that name? Oh well – its a laugh anyways fat – lets just smoke a long distance joint and laugh at the pathetic !!!!!! Watch you burger if you eat at mc D’s fat – she might have her peion employees spit in it !!! LMAO ! Oh wait – maybe she uses the computer in the dorm room at the NS – where she goes after all that hard work hiring 18 yeear olds to serve fuckin fries !!!

  46. She’s been gone a few hours. Either Desi has a major show tonight somewhere or she’s making calls to round-up a flash mob.

  47. haha – wheres she going to get this mob ? Gottigen Street crackcorner? The hooker coke flap house? Gus’s pub? She just made cause us “sheep ” all know shes now just a cokehead. Really sucks when you call it on yourself – atleast I admit I’m a chronic and have no bones about it . Forgot one – maybe round it up from the seahorse . If its there i’ll know all the bands anyways – i’ll just call my friends from them and ask if anyone knows a cokehead named Kay and if they do – could they please lend her money to come back to calgary where the coke is better and more plentiful.LOL

  48. I agree smedley. Well put, preach it from the rooftops!!
    Coke is a looser drug, done by loser assholes.

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