To the owner of the white iPhone I found at the mall on Saturday I just want to say again – even though I had left a note, that I hope you weren’t freaking out too much and that I hope you got your phone back!
I know if it were me and my phone was dropped in the middle of a parking lot that I too would be freaking out especially if someone decided to just pocket it. —One Good Samaritan
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2012.


no mention of whether they smashed the piece of shit into a thousand pieces…
this still has a shred of potential….
Oh stop being a jerkface!
You’re good people, OP. I left my iphone in the washroom of the sub at dal a few months ago and some kind soul turned it into the info desk. <3
I wouldn’t have wanted it either…