I work 3 jobs. I don’t have alot of time on my hands. However, you, the guy who is off work by noon most days sitting around on your arse, can’t be bothered to do your own scheduling, so you ask *me* to make some phone calls. Because you grate on peoples’ nerves on a *good* day, I agree.
When I don’t get it done in the amount of time *you* feel it should be done, you go ahead and make your calls anyway. In the meantime, I am calling you to leave a message that I left messages for the people you wanted me to call. Then, you get into fights with the people you called when they defend my timing. Guess you feel like an ass now, dontcha?
—Serves you right, asshat.
This article appears in Dec 3-9, 2009.
If his lady calls – tell her he’s out on a date with a chick from the steno pool and will call soons he’s done with her and the hooker he has scheduled at 4 – haha maybe tell his social people he’s at the gay bar for a drink and will call when free