This goes out to the rude bitches at the airport last week who were pissed off because apparently I ‘stole’ their seat. The cafeteria was crowded because flights had been cancelled and once I grabbed some breakfast I sat down at an empty table. You were overheard saying “the fat lady stole our table”. Well this ‘fat’ lady is sending a big ‘fuck you’ out to you two. Guess this fat lady was too fast for you. Oh and by the way, you could both stand to lose a few yourselves. Hope your vacations were cancelled, you hags. —You Snooze You Lose
This article appears in Mar 1-7, 2012.
If their arses aren’t physically sitting at the table, there was nothing to steal! People like this piss me off, OB. You should’ve looked over and been all “I’d take a good long look in a full length mirror before you call someone ELSE fat, Butterchubs.”
I dunno what it is with YHZ but every time I go there, assholes abound. I was at the starsucks last time I flew out of hfx by the terminal and got a lecture from the cow barista who informed me how horrible decaf coffee is for you while she made my decaf latte. Then she lectured me on how awful splenda is for you and that you’re better off using real sugar. So I pulled the ol’ “yeah, i’m diabetic so I’m actually NOT better off using real sugar”…. bringing up the ‘betes in those situations always shames and embarrasses these loud mouthed assholes and ALWAYS shuts them up because how can they come back with their know-it-all shit when you bring out serious chronic diseases they likely don’t suffer from?
Stupid airport.
And to make matters worse they were seated in the same economy class aisle as Kevin Smith….>: 0
that’s right o.p., fuck them.
Ah OP, flying … that’s where you meet all kinds …
I travel with one bag and comfy yet stylish shoes, some headphones and a laptop in that 1 bag. Makes my life easy, and even easier to ignore irritating slags when they come around.
If there is a purgatory, I imagine it’s a lot like the airport. Don’t take it personally OP. Harpees can’t help being harpees. Comfort yourself in the knowledge that being nasty bitches this is probably as good as their lives are ever gonna get. If you’re young and cute, people put up with you. But nobody has time for an aging bitch.
You should have turned the table and chairs over to see if any names were written underneath…