You talked a big game when we met. Going on about how beautiful and sexy I was and how happy you were that you met me. Then Friday night you stood me up. I really didn’t mind all the time I spent getting ready, it ended up going to good use. Anyhow, I hope you’re reading this just so you know you missed out on the shag of a lifetime. —Babe with Chronic Genital Arousal Disorder
This article appears in Feb 23-29, 2012.
Newsflash… horny whore picks up again.
You should also let Mr. Biceps know to get checked out…
Aside from an inflated ego and enlarged biceps, he may have other inflamed extremities.
I’d wife you out.
” you missed out on the shag of a lifetime”
And also the itchy rash and painful urination that were bound to follow.
and you never even thought of the suckster, shame, shame.
HAH. It’s not only the guys with the huge biceps (is that what we’re using now as a benchmark for male hotness? gahhhh) that pull this asshole shit.
The fuglies are juuuuuust as apt to pull this crap.
The ones who claim they’re “nice” are also just as apt too.
^^^ just had to add that one in there.
A guy that uses random, insert-name-here come on lines like the ones you describe (and apparently fell for) is most certainly a douche.
The next time his current A-lister ditches on him and he calls you, pretend you don’t know who he is.
Well OB, you sure told them .
Enjoy your capacity for unlimited orgasms, & have a nice day ~;)
Giggity?
Wp
Well now, it must be a full time job keeping that hungry vagina of yours stuffed with whatever will do the job.
the word ‘shag’ just doesn’t sound hygienic to me.
like the carpet, gv… lots of nasty bits, hiding in the rayon
just wondering, OB: did you meet Mr. Biceps at a bar or club?
Maybe he lost track of time. You can’t do ten sets, 15 reps each, of curls in five minutes you know!
It is quite apparent to me that stroke of your ego is all that you need to be tempted into bed. Never mind the qualities he presented. Furthermore how do you know you’d give the shag of a lifetime? Your mastabatory self love should be enough to keep you satisfied, if not, consult a Physician.
come on o.p., get hold of me, and we will rock the fucking walls and world. or are you just blowing your ass here, prove you are what you say you are. show ME.
You know, just to play devil’s advocate here, just because someone has a very high libido because they’re constantly aroused (or easily aroused), doesn’t mean they’re a slut! If this was a guy everyone’d just be all “AHHA TYPICAL MALE!”
And sex with another and masturbation, for some, are two separate entities. Especially for those out there who have never climaxed during sexual activity with another person, yet enjoy sex just the same.
Also: it just plain sucks being stood up — doesn’t matter who you are or what your intentions are for said plans (friend, fuck buddy, casual fuck, date, etc…).
Stood up by a douche…bummer 🙁
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I suggest that you take LS up on his offer.
What do you expect from someone who’s whole purpose is to ” PICK THINGS UP PUT THEM DOWN”, with bad Hanz and Franz accent…
HA-HA you fucked up, buddy. Looks like you coulda got your pants “shagged” off. Guess you’ll be workin’ on gettin that right arm bigger.
Slut shaming abound in here. Stay classy, Halifax.