To the ass-hat who decided that it would be a good idea to break the drivers side window in on my car on Friday night, in the rain! I just wanted to thank you. It made my weekend so much better… It made getting to where I had to go at 8:30 am, before most garages are open on a Saturday, easier. And it defiantly made getting to work today a breeze.
I know you thought you saw something you wanted in my poor little car, as it sat there in the rain. And I know that you did not think of how it would affect me or anyone else in my life, but it did. I hope that someday something like this happens to you at an in convent time. And at that time I hope you realize what a duck-arse you were for doing this to me, and to the neighbors, whose car you also broke into. I’ve never done anything to you, but if I have I am sorry.
I think that maybe the way you are spending your time could be thought out better. If your board you could get a different hobby, better suited for that time of night, I don’t know… maybe sleeping?
livid
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.
Wow, OP. You sign ‘livid’, but I’m impressed with your restraint.
On your behalf, let me add FUCK VANDALS.
…kind of makes you want to install one of those under-car flamethrowers they have/had in South Africa to use against carjackers…and hook it up to a car alarm.
From you bitch you make it sounds like the guy actually did you a favour. Oh.. sarcasm? Lame.
Holy crap, can you imagine some little old lady resting her hand on your car to regain her balance, No Dogma? That’d teach her not to mess with the wax job!
Sometimes I think it would be fun to put a wad of cash on the seat and sit back with a paintball gun or a HUGE snarling dog and wait for the little fuckers to try to take it, then let loose!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA sons of bitches!!
I generally leave grammar and spelling alone, however…
“defiantly” = definitely
“in convent” = inconvenientt
“board” = bored
I guess if you go with the saracastic take this poster was going for, it works rather well…
On the other side of the coin, I have had this same type of thing happen, OB, and it sucks arse HARD.
I’m with No Dogma, put the flamethrower under the car. THEN put the wad of cash on the driver’s seat as Frenche suggests and film what happens. Put on youtube = instant viral video.