To a certain beer sold in a 40 oz (1.18L) bottle, Why do you have to be so tasty and satisfying? you may be the death of me, but thanks for the good times and memories, love you more with every taste, though they tell me your a waste…
—40of45
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.


“they tell me your a waste…”
Your a waste? YOUR a waste? FUCK’S SAKE, it’s YOU’RE, not YOUR! YOU’RE YOU’RE YOU’RE! What the FUCK is the matter with you!
GOD DAMNIT!
FUCK!
JESUS!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Ten deep breaths, ten deep breaths… OK, calm, cool… phew… I’ll be alright.
I also lovez the cheap beer.
It’s loves, not lovez! Geez, what’s wrong with you? 😉
Ohhhzz Noezz! Lolz.