Do you really need to get home so fast that you need to shove your way through a massive crowd during the national anthem? Everyone had stopped to stand and listen respectively during the national anthem but you had to shove your way through the crowd to try to beat the traffic. You’re an asshole and I hope that you don’t pass that trait onto the kid you were carrying.
—Person You Shoved Out of the Way
This article appears in Nov 19-25, 2009.


Well, if she was going to piss herself from a kid sitting on her bladder, the national anthem might move lower on the priority scale.
Maybe the shover was Islamic.
Yes, any pusher is an asshole.
If they were actually there for that occasion, though, and were surprised/angry they had to deal with crowds, then that pusher was also a retard.