You look like fucking idiots.
—It’s true.
This article appears in Nov 19-25, 2009.
People Who Wear Sunglasses Indoors
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fuck you
Maybe they’re stoned fucking idiots and want to hide their pie plate-sized pupils.
exactly, or maybe its hilarious to rock some times when your drunk/ having a good time.
I wear my sunglasses at night…so I can..So I cannn…
I think whats lame are the douches that wear them on the backs of their necks when they go inside. I know its convenient, but man it just looks so… so…. douchey.
I agree with heardmeh. He’s probably some douche who wears sunglasses inside because he thinks he’s Bono.
sick Dr. Fever : glad to see you’re testing your own theory out on yourself.
I wasn’t commenting against you, neville. Taking things a little personally today are we? Or are you normally this arrogant?
how were you not commenting against me? he said that exact thing you agreed with directly referring to me, you must have misread his comment.
I read it, but I only agreed with a portion of it. You’re being defensive. Get over yourself.
Some people have eye conditions or have had eye surgery and need to wear special sunglasses all the time. So on behalf of those people, fuck you.
are we specifying a length of time on the douchiness of this one? cus i totally agree with the “bono” dude at the party bitch, but sometimes i leave my sunnies on when i am only stopping indoors for a quick minute – i’d rather look like a tool them risk them getting smashed in my bag. ttfn did have a good point about stoners though …
I don’t think the OP was referring to people who have to wear them indoors because of eye conditions, or people just popping inside for a min. It’s those people who wear their sunglasses like accessories, even when they plan to be inside the whole time.
Let them wear their sunglasses at night. Makes it harder for them to see your fist flying at their face.
Thanks to the miserable sod who posted this I’m now singing that FUCKING song by that one hit Canadian wonder Corey Fucknuts “I wear my sungasses at night” AAAAHHHH
People Who Are Actually Bothered by Whether Others Wear Sunglasses Indoors
You sound like fucking idiots.
—It’s true.
They’re not doing it to offend you and your superior fashion sense. They might just think it’s fun. …buzzkills. Get over YOURselves.
(poke)
so is wearing them indoors at night a double-whammy or not?
and even bono can’t pull it off…
he didn’t set the record, he IS the record.
( I take every opportunity I’m given to trash him… the only person I detest more in Ben McFucktard Mulroney)
I’m a cashier where I work and if a person comes to my cash with sunglasses on I won’t even talk to them, can’t trust people if I can’t see their eyes.
so Hut I guess Stevie Wonder isn’t getting any customer service from you at WallyMart?
ray charles would have been fucked too!
fascist pikachu bastard!
Since it bothers you, I’m duct taping them to my face.
There are a few reasons for legitimatly wearing sunglasses indoors. All of which I know i’ve done…
Examples:
– Walking from outside to inside with my hands full thus not going to struggle to get them off for fear of some dumb fuck giving a shit.
– Im whacked off my tits and am only grabbing some Iced Tea etc. to deter the enivetable pasties from taking over my mouth.
Who wouldn’t want to be Bono? He gets treated like Mother Theresa and has his ass kissed by the world as he counts his money.
worse than bono is that lizard tongued shade wear’n freak kiss boy gene simmons die already
I bet it bugs you when amputees wear an artificial leg while sitting in a wheelchair too.
now your just getting silly
Yes, I am = )
well sometimes it’s fun to be silly 🙂
You ARE a fucking idiot OP! Just another dumb ass who has a habit of thinking dichotomously. There may be an underlying reason why people wear their sunglasses indoors. You ever think that they may be prescription glasses and that their regular pair are broken, you dumb fuck? OR maybe their eyes are oversensitive to light?!!? No, I imagine you don’t because you’re too damn ignorant!
—It’s true.
OP, I’m sorry that I’m depriving you of looking into my pretty-blue-eyes. I’m sure some how, some way, your life will go on :p
Some of us do it to hide … life sucks and the world hurts.
I work, I pay my taxes, I’m considerate and polite, I speak when spoken too, I tip, I exchange greetings, i am neither rude nor ignorant nor belligerent …
I’m shy, introverted, miserable and on the verge of a breakdown most of the time … wearing them makes me feel safe in my loneliness, and doesn’t frustrate people when I stare at the floor while talking to them avoiding any and all eye contact.
Hut … thank you, that’s exactly what we’re going for.
OP … Fuk you nipple head! I’m not hurting you or anyone else. So sorry if my security blanket offends your fashion sense. You don’t like it don’t look at me.
I wear sunglasses inside stores sometimes if I’m only going to be inside for a bit. They are prescription and it’s easier than switching off to regular glasses, then back again when I go outside. And, I take them off when I get to the checkout. 🙂
It worked for Roy Orbison, that’s good enough for me.
You can get these reading glasses now where the lenses turn color when outside- adjusting to the amount of brightness there is. I wonder what would happen inside a Walmart!
Scooby: They stay semi-shaded, thus the OP is even more of a moron. They’re called Transition Lenses
never heard of those… will have to check them out.
If not for their cool/convenience factor, then just to piss the OP off.