While stopped at a red light on Robie St, I glance to my left to see two girls mimicking bears and growling at me while threatening with their powerful front paws. Keep up the good work, it’s incredibly charming but only when done in dense traffic by cute girls.

—Hairy-Minded Pink Bare Bear

This article appears in Nov 19-25, 2009.

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  1. This just sounds weird.

    At the same time, I’m jealous, as I never get growled at by cute girls. One of them touched my bum the other night though, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t completely an accident!

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