What do I have to do to get you to notice me? Do I have to stand in front of you and take all my clothes off or set myself on fire? I’ve written a love to you. Maybe you have no idea it’s me, but my goodness you have to know by now. Not once in my life have I not been rejected. Not even once. So I can’t bring myself to tell you how I feel as I would die of embarrassment and I can’t go through that again, it’s happened too many times in the past. All I can do is make passive aggressive hints that are so fucking obvious because I’m too broken to be upfront. Writing that love was the farthest I can go. Truly I cannot fathom admitting my feelings to you. I want you to make the first move. I want you to want me but I know you never will or never would because why would you? I had this stupid idea you did once upon a time and it was like I was this close to having you, until that punch in the stomach. But since no one else ever has I should not have expected anything different. Odd thing about this is that I don’t even think I would be comfortable being with you. You’re too hot to feel comfortable with but that’s not what I like about you. I like your intelligence and your brilliance and the fact that you are a good and kind person and you have your head on your shoulders. I could never get naked with you to be truthful so what would be the point anyways? It still kills me that I don’t exist to you since I have a good idea what your type is and I am not it. You might claim that that isn’t true, but actions speak louder than words and that time when I thought something might happen I fell flat on my face and felt stupid in the process. I wasn’t surprised to be truthful so I suppose it was simply more of the same and I know how to deal with it at least. I wish with all my heart that I didn’t give a fuck but I do and that is why I’m bitching; it isn’t because I am invisible to you, it’s because I let my heart get tangled up in an unbearable ache that is killing me and because I have done this before and swore I would not do it again. —Nobody Special (To You)
This article appears in Jan 12-18, 2012.
… “What do I have to do to get you to notice me? Do I have to stand in front of you and take all my clothes off or set myself on fire? ” that would probably work well op.
… but for real … just tell them … you know … out loud, or in a more obvious way.
Just sit them down and tell them.
Then there is no reason for them not to know.
Seriously, just tell them.
Wp
http://www.food.com/recipes/rabbit
Hasenpfeff-ahh! Bring me my Hasenpfeff-ahhhhhhh!
..you should write a song about your feelings…I’m sure peeps would listen..TAXI!
uh yeah OP. I know how you feel. I love someone too. 🙂
Ok… if this is Mel writing to Tommy again… just be out with it.
BUT, if this is the bitcher I was talking to the other day, I also think you should let them know directly. You’re a way better person than the person you think is standing in the way. You’re a far more interesting woman,more intelligent, and nice.
Also, on a sidenote… Brendon… I swear I have the perfect girl for you. Someone who deserves you!!
On another sidenote… Dartmouthy… let’s hook up!
make use of paragraphs 🙂
OB, maybe the person has noticed you. Like you said, you’re not his/her type. There’s not beating that. Move on before you turn into some creepy stalker or Sleep Watcher.
Whooooooooa what?
“Not once in my life have I not been rejected. Not even once.”
Bummer.
“I could never get naked with you to be truthful so what would be the point anyways?”
Bummer.
“On another sidenote… Dartmouthy… let’s hook up!”
Um, EXCUSE me? I’ll share, but other than that…. 😛
Didn’t you write the love to tommy, Mel? My bad if not… scratch the first part of my first post.
PK- we can share… we’ll work out a schedule or something 😉
Nope, not I! I must venture over to the Love section and see what’s up..
it’s the usual, zedman and pretty kitty cage match
** because I have done this before and swore I would not do it again**
OB, failure is life’s way of telling you to try something different.
Are we talking about the “garcon” love?. So it’s been decided that that was about me huh? How can you be so sure? There are other garcons, non?
If anyone has a crush on me feel free to let me know. Now would be a GREAT time lol. My real name is Tom Leger, I’m on Facebook, and any of you other Facebookin bitchers wanna add me that’s cool too. I’m also @TommyJules902 on twitter, and could use some followers.
Oh shit, Zilla’s probably gonna steal my identity now. He’s probably hatching a diabolical trolling scheme now.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaptainkobold…
Wow, Dartmouthy embroiled in a custody battle. Right here on the bitch board.
Imma gonna go make some popcorn.
O.O Wow
No it’s not, Bread Lady!
Oh oh I didn’t write this or the love, but I’ll be the first one to admit that PK has a crush on Thomas.
How could she not? Me-OW.
🙂
sorry chickie, you guys seem to have a love/hate thing going on http://clippernolan.files.wordpress.com/20…
…and i don’t think we determined who wrote the love(s), or who they were for. we guessed a lot and YELLED a lot. it appears the all-seeing eye wants us to bitch about the oval
I dunno PK, you and this Dartmouthy fella seem to be gettin kinda close, we might have an all out brawl on these boards. PK has a thing for roughneck dudes from Dartmouth, and likes when they fight over her, see how she’s playin both sides of the fence? Take notes fellas 😛 Just kidding PK, you know I luvs ya.
See ladies? PK has confessed her feelings to me, it wasn’t all that hard was it PK? Who’s next?
You may want to rephrase that Tommy…
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/spike2…
“See ladies? PK has confessed her feelings to me, it wasn’t all that hard was it PK? Who’s next?”
EXCUSE ME? Now who’s the playah!
You’ve seriously just broken my heart, Thomas. I’ll never, ever recover. 🙁
Oh breadlady. Zed’s a taken man and it just kills my will to live. I try to put on a brave front, but….. *sigh* many a night I’ve cried myself to sleep over that man! MY meanness is merely a coping mechanism. and HIS meanness saddens my soul.
I might have to be mean to Thomas now just to cope with this newest heartache. *sniff*
OKAY WOW. I had to go back to December to find the Love you’re talking about… this whoooolle time, people thought I wrote that about Tommy?? HOW FUCKING AWKWARD. I don’t understand why anyone would assume that was me.
OMG, Ivan—Where do you find this stuff? PS: did you get my portrait?
My google-fu is not quite at the level of Master Brendon-san, but I can hold my ow…er, I mean, I’m adequate. Very, very adequate.
Portrait? – Good Lord, that’s not you preparing to celebrate the vernal equinox, is it. A hundred thousand apologies, good lady.
well, whoever took him pk, isn’t doing much for his joie de vie
Maybe true love can only exist in your thoughts and dreams….
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/8882/hu…
a portrait of you, Lord Ivan
I’m not sure why I thought it was you, Mel. I thought it was a given you wanted Tommy? This is what I get for assuming stuff!! I could have sworn it was already discussed though… oops!
Zilla, who dat in da cap?
it’s our hunky single dad…d’mouth
Dartmouthy….I think. I can’t keep the less vocal members of the regulars straight.
And where would I find this portrait of me Xeno? Brain hurty – Ivan confoosed.>: (
“well, whoever took him pk, isn’t doing much for his joie de vie”
Ok. that just made my coffee go down my trachea choking me half to death. STOP WRITING COMMENTS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF, BREAD LADY! 😛 either that or I really need to stop reading comments whilst trying to swallow beverages and/or food.
Also: you said it, not me. 😛
I think we thought it was you mel, because it just seemed like your writing style. But now that we know it wasn’t you (it wasn’t, was it?), I neeeeeed to know who dunnit and who it’s about.
Single dad? Which leads me to believe that it’s his son in that picture with him. You guys reveal a lot of information about yourselves to strangers.
Ivan.. you are the ruler of the LTWWB universe. I think a promotion is in order. How does General Ivan Sonofabitch sound to you?
You know I’m not a one woman man, PK. Doesn’t mean we can’t still watch Steve Martin movies and bake cookies and get your cats stoned and stuff.
Mel, I didn’t really think it was you, but thanks for crushing my hopes! I wish whoever wrote those would just come out of the woodwork. At least let us know who it’s about so the rest of us can get on with our lives!
*sigh*
it’s no secret lizard person, he has ranted about his stupid day care and their stalinesque tatics
“I thought it was a given you wanted Tommy”
You sure know how to stroke a guy’s ego PF, and probably a few other things!
We’re not strangers Zilla! I talk to these crazy mixed up kids more often than I do my own mother!
I sent it to your shop–imageshack won’t take it-wait a mo, I’ll try again
How would I know that paingirl? Shockingly, I didn’t read every single comment he has posted to figure out if he is a single dad…..mainly because I don’t care.
I’m a woman of many many talents tommy 😉
Excuse me being blunt, but do you guys all get together and participate in a giant circle jerk? It sometimes seems like a few of you are fucking.
you don’t need to get all pissy, lizard. he has mentioned it many times. my brain remembers things that i don’t necessarily want it to
lmao @ zilla!
And on a more serious note…Thomas….I can’t hide it anymore, so, I’m just gonna throw this out there…I’m wearing my heart on my sleeve so, be gentle….. I confess….Like, I want you. I want to be on you. Like…now.
There. I said it. *SIGH* WOW! OMG I feel so much better now! Like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders…..the huge weight of the love that dare not speak it’s name….(*bats eyes at TJ*)
hahaha, you funny zilla. nope, more like this http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpvptJg…
PG!! I have a Christmas card sitting on my desk for you… I’m terrible at mailing letters.
Implying I was being pissy…..Why don’t you like me paingirl? WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?
I’ll fight you all for tommy… I professed (sp?) love for him before anyone else ever did!!
Promotion accepted Thomas. >: )
Ach Xeno, now ich versteh. Sadly, I’m only at the shoppe on saturdays, so I’ll see it then. Provided my co-workers haven’t been absolutely freaked out and alerted Interpol.
why are you yelling zilla? i *mouse ears* you, otherwise, i would ignore you http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_25fJYymMVIM/S5ab…
PK….I didn’t email you, but I’m still convinced the rub and tug can happen……assuming you’re still interested.
Guy who asked me in a different bitch comment what program I use to photoshop….I use Microsoft Paint. I could download GIMP, but most of the humor comes from the pictures being intentionally shitty.
PF never wants to see PK get some love 🙁
What. No Ladies for me? Damn. LOL.
OK, here it is
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/828/d…
There’s really only one way this can all be solved: mud/jello wrestling.
It’s true, say what you will about PF, but she put herself out there. More than I can say for these love sick anonymous parties. It’s good to have you back lately, PF.
Vastie.. pssht, please, you’re not interested in me, you just like my car. Before you saw me behind the wheel you weren’t payin me NO mind. Maybe next time you’ll know a good thing when you see it!
o.p., if you are a female, you can strip in front of me, and i guarentee you, i will notice. if a male, see sebastion, he’ll notice too. but in a queer kind of way.
I put myself out there too! I’ve never written an anonymous love! Ok i did once, but I fessed up!
Thanks for making me a sad sad apple, Thomas. I hope you’re happy with yourself. 🙁
sorry, 2nd try:
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/828/d…
Ah yes – tis me boss. I’m not nearly as hirsute.
dang-that didn’t come out right-I played with the colours-looked more painterly…how about this one:
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/819/y…
Ahhhh – Tommy from his “Blue” period. (NO SNIGGERING, ‘ZILLA) I see what yer doin’ now Xeenie.
Wtf is going on in here? And why won’t anyone pay attention to memememeeee? Fuck all y’all for making me feel invisible.
Oh this bitch has such delicious ironings.
“most of the humor comes from the pictures being intentionally shitty.” That’s right!
Don’t be sad PK, you’re still my hands down fave. But I love alll my bitchers.
That title looks great on you Ivan, you earned it. Salute
That looks kinda cool Xeno.
Hugs for PK: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
It’s not that I hate you Tommy 😛 but I don’t have a crush and would never bitch/love about any sort of serious topic. I stick to oblivitrons and other things that don’t really matter!
Hi PK!
… TJ has no qualms about anonymity it seems … … but … I will follow the twitter since I go there more than Facebook .. better follow me back bitch. That’s all.
Anyone else tweet?
Oooh that ginger kitteh looks like my little baby :D!!
see, I made them handy avatar size!
PK, send a picture to xeno.philia33@yahoo.com and I’ll make one for you, too, K?
i’ve twitted on the nsldn
I lovez you guise.
OMG guys, I got another bid for my love and affection today from un autre garcon. WTF? WTF *is* this shit?
I’m resisting, though. Will of steal. Will. of. steal.
I’m holding out for Thomas.
Unless zilla gets to me first. He promised butter, guys. BUTTER.
And you know … butter is valuable!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub0GzU56YMA
Fuck anonymity. Give me notoriety any day.
I’ll certainly feel important knowing that the Donkster follows me. Flavor Flav also follows me! lol just FYI. I don’t really tweet much, though.
Well I was pretty sure you didn’t HATE me, Mel. I bet you don’t really hate anybody. You seem too easy going.
Well geeze, PK, butter. Don’t know how I’m supposed to compete with that.. whipped cream maybe?
6:30, I’m out!
I can do many things with whipped cream, Thomas. Maaaaan[y] things.
See what I did there?^^
“Not once in my life have I not been rejected.” Damn double-negatives confuse the hell out of me. Does that mean you have been rejected once in your life? Quit your whining and moping, ask him or don’t ask him, get on with it! You ask if have to take your clothes off and set yourself on fire for him to notice you then you say that you wouldn’t want to be naked with him anyway, a tad inconsistent.
My best advice would be to drop the ‘woe is me’ attitude, lift your head up and talk to him. See what happens.
is that right kitty? well you should see what i do with marshmellows ans bananas. we gettin all fucking freaky here or what? and i’m sad, thought the kitty loved moi, oh nos. head hung down and slinking into cave again.
Guys, I was just hangin out last night and it hit me. These mysterious loves, I think I know who wrote them.
It was montrealman, to himself!
I see what you did there Kitty 😉
I was thinking it had something to go with Montreal Man too, with the “garcon” thing, but I think he would use the actual “c” with the loopy thing under it.
True! He definitely would have, that looney bastard.. Well I’m out of ideas.
Mel and I were chatting last night and we had the idea that it was for Mr Hugo! I mean, he was at the summit and he’s quite a dashing fellow.
Or, now that Thomas mentions it — it could be a love for MM by someone else….
Also, Thomas: good. Pick up some after you get off work tonight! 😛
Oh and hay zilla, I’m still confused about the bread crumbs/shake and bake thing… email me and explain 😉
lol you are just bad news Kitty.
I’m starting to think it was fake and it was some kind of social experiment to make us all freak out wondering who wrote it and for whom.
OH! How was Mr Dunham?
Good bad, or bad bad? 😉
I had to opt out of Mr Dunham. I wasn’t feeling so hot when I left work last night. I’m sad about it because there was pizza, beer, wings, etc…
*sigh*
You should come cheer me up, Thomas. 😉
HAHA.
missed a good show. he was funny.
cheered me up quite a bit.
if you meant what you typed pk, I apologize for being mean all the time.
I’ve been raging a lot lately.
If you meant it in jest….
eff you.
I *was* actually being serious. I wasn’t jesting.
I’m sensitive, ok? It’s because I’m too sweet for my own good *sigh*
I heard the show was awesome, and i’m sad I missed it, but it was necessary. I still have a raging headache today and I’m tired as fuck (even though I went to bed at like 7pm last night).
*lesigh*
Walter , how do you like Halifax? …..its great.
People are crazy up here…someone said what a nice day it was today .
Its freakin freezing.
Even the Mexicans are smart enough to go south in the winter time.
Walter as usual was great, When Achmed’s rib cage came off , I laughed so hard I hurt mine ! !
lol sounds like a good laugh.
You take the day off work PK? Are you at Dal? I gotta make a trip over there one of these days to look into something, I could come visit
PK – Huh? You can’t be serious 😉
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/20…
Nope, can’t see this bitch or the love being about me. Nobody pines after me, I’m way to easy to get over.
Also, “garçon” – It’s been seeral decades since anyone woud have considered me a boy.
“Looks like you brought the sun with you…. dumbass.
Too bad I forgot to bring the fucking temperature….”
Oh my goodness yes, come visit, Thomas! Let me know via FB when you plan on coming and I’ll give you specifics on where I am (we could do lunch with Donk if she’s up for it!).
Stop the self doubting, Hugo! You’re a catch, dude. And once you get a car like Thomas’…. the bitchez be ALL up in there (and vastie too!)
Maybe snubiz is into ya?
Well it wouldn’t be till later in the day, probably after you’re off work, like after 7, but we could meet up and grab a bite to eat if you’re up for it. I gotta go to the student union building, in the process of figuring out when. Will keep you posted.
I’m nosy — why the SUB?
Or we could do a Saturday during the day, have lunch. And sure, bring Donk, the more the merrier.
check your FB messages when you get home, Thomas 🙂
Was that a question for me or Hugo? I bought it cuz I didn’t want a Honda, Mazda, Toyota and I didn’t want to pay for a German car, I feel like Sub is the best of both worlds without the price getting too outta control. It does end up to be pretty expensive though because they don’t have the sweet financing or maintenance deals that the other guys do, but they get ya with the low sticker price, which is right around the same price as a Civic or Carolla, I think the MSRP is actually less than those.
All wheel drive is awesome, it’s got a cool look to it, even for a hatchback, and it’s really practical and fun to drive. I mostly bought it to take trips, so I wanted something reliable and tough. Really glad I didn’t have to drive back from Montreal in that storm in a Chevy Aveo or some shit. I really want this guy right here:
http://www.0-60mag.com/wp-content/uploads/…
In time..
I used to drive a subaru gl-10 back in the day, and I loved it. Now, that was a cool car! BTW, did you know subaru is japanese for Pleiades?
those WRX rally fuckers PUMP out the power.
I predict you get 5 speeding tickets within 3 months of getting a car like that.
love the low hum as they’re waiting for burst off the line as the light turns green though.
excellent taste.
Me being a Yota fan, I’ve been salivating over the prospect of one of these for a while now…
http://www.scorpiocars.net/images/Toyota/2…
lol no, and I didn’t know what Pleiades meant until I just looked it up, but it makes sense. The stars in their logo represent the different companies that merged to form Subaru or something like that.
What is that Z? You’re probably right about the tickets. I’d need to live well outside the city to get my money’s worth from that car. It would be friggin STUPID to have it now, with my 2 minute commute and outdoor parking in Highfield. I’d need a dry place to park it and at least a 20 minute commute every day to make it worth my while. Or just use it as a toy and drive a beater to work and back. It’s supposedly the fastest car on the market for under 40K. Maybe about 10 years down the road.
I was thinking about trading for an an older WRX in a 5 speed. My car’s an automatic. It was supposed to be a 5 speed but it’s a long story. All in all I love it though and have decided to keep it. Might sell it a few years down the road.
There should be a FB group for the regular posters so you peeps can stroke each other’s egos without everyone else having to sift through the drivel as well.
🙂
We don’t need one James. We have this. 🙂
Join us Jim! We’ll stroke you too.
If I go to the front desk and ask for you will they tell me PK?
Second floor — down the hallway between the elevators and stairs 🙂
Anyone at the reception desk there will know where I am! <3
Okie dokie.
“last night we got married in a taxi” – Donk…say it ain’t so!!! :,(
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sjcbj67g4Lc/TdFg…
And Jim , speaking of stroking, thanks. I now have a combination of these songs in my head ~:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlWOWd5J_Hk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE0caueqk20
HEy Mr The Hammer…what are you named after ? Air in water pipes ?
Just an FYI…
Some of us refuse to do face crack. I myself will never pick up that pipe.
lol by SUB you meant Student Union Building, not Subaru.. lol I get it now.
I still remember that commercial!
1800 546 77 77
it has permanent residence in my primary boot sector.
no idea why….
1800 546 77 77…
ps, it was an Mr2 spyder….
looks like a porsche but it’s a Yota. the same engine as a carolla but it is RWD and WAY lighter so she’s a speedster.
Last I heard Jim “The Hammer” was suing G-Roc on behalf of Mr. High Prices for 2 mil – pain & suffering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BeCSf0TQB4
Sorry Hugo.