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There’s an orange juice commercial on tv that makes me seethe. One twit woman keeps ranting; ‘You think I’ve had work done?’ like it’s supposed to be a HUGE fucking compliment. Yeah, trout pouts and silicone balls welded to your chest looks sooooo natural. —Fuck off, Advertisers
This article appears in Jan 12-18, 2012.
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The commercial is implying that orange juice makes you look healthier.
Hope this helps.
http://onefaceinamillion.com/wp-content/up…
Mmmm dats one healthy looking babe
yeah hali but since when did women who “had work done” also look healthier? I look at someone who took care of themselves versus someone who just gets toxins and plastics every once in awhile and the difference is astonishing. Clearly the naturally healthy person is more attractive and in a totally different way too.
In the immortal words of Cleveland Brown:
“Who cares what they think. They’re whores”
*Hint – you gotta say it in Cleveland voice for full effect.
Maybe she was Fotoshopped:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vVUIYOmJM
jus d’orange is getting pricey, i blame anita bryant
They’re playing on the character she has on 30rock, dumbass.
I don’t think they were implying she had her tits or lips done or anything like that — I think she thought they were saying she looked like she had a face lift or lipo.
Not that it makes the commercial any less dumb.
Number one rule every woman over 40s always told me: start moisturizing in your 20s. Use a basic moisturizer without any of that anti aging crap. All that does is thin your skin (for realz!). And for cripes sake stop putting pounds of make up on your faces!
Agreed, Hali.
Oh and that orange juice she’s hawking in the commercial tastes like ass.
It’s like they took the fructose out and replaced it with ass juice.
Is that ass juice with or without pulp? (*gag*)
*extra* pulpy avasto
Since Xeno isn’t here, I’ll have to chime in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdnLsAOfT7o
xeno would be proud of you, commander
*Beam*
Gag me with a spoon advertising: that oj ad, the “I got carded” hen party, and all feminine products and skin tag (ugh) ads. Then there’s the ad with the five year old girl who loves everything including her house, hawking coffee. I love my mute button. That five year old needs to cut back on her coffee consumption. Totally useless, abusive ad.
those ads for cooking eggs are hilarious “do you spend all night peeling eggs? ahh no, what moron doesn’t know how to boil eggs?
I agree, it sends the wrong message and it is totally irritating as well.
The same morons, PG, that have to peel, chop and season their potatoes while they are at work, in a conference call, etc because, as we all know, it is SOOOOOOOO much work to make roast potatoes from scratch. Just buy the pre-cut, pre-seasoned ones in a bag. We live in such a disposable society.
The best though is the one for the new toilet cleaner that sits on the floor next to your toilet. You step on the peddle and it releases the cleaner directly into the bowl. No longer any need for a scrub brush and some elbow grease. Pffft. Epitome of laziness if you ask me.
AHAHAHA PG: I know, right? And it takes less than 5 seconds to peel a boiled egg. All you gotta do is dump the water from the pot and put some cold water in there to cool the outside enough to handle them.
That shit’ll be in the Showcase store soon enough, on sale for 99 cents. Like the bumpit that started off at $30 and is now $2 at the dollarama.
OOOH anyone remember that container thingy that apparently cooked pasta and hot dogs? I remember stores trying to GIVE those away at one point. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The commercial is implying the orange juice makes her look so good but the message that is really being sent is plastic surgery is good and makes you look better based on how she reacts in the commercial. I agree with OP this is another bad message for our already unrealistic idea that no one should grow older without fighting it with surgery.
I like the commercial with the magic bra or whatever it’s called, “MY BOOBS ARE SOA BIG OMG MY Ds WON’T FIT INTO A C!!!! HELP!!!!!”
yeah o.p., some of those commercials are so fucking idiotic, it hurt my brain to even watch them. that’s why i switched to internet telly. and have never looked back. none of this retarded fucking crap, bombarding my brain, which is already fucked up enough, thank you. kitty, how’s the hanging things these days. you gorgeous piece of female flesh, and you too rosie. where are you at sweet thang?
Is this the same OB that was moaning about the movie theatre ads, jumping jesus turn the fucking channel, go pee, get a drink, your not forced to watch it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2fwHjLvvk4
If the commercials bother you so much, get a DVR for 10 bucks a month of whatever and fast forward thru them.
I would cut ff my cable if I wasn’t a sports fan. There’s nothing on there that you can’t get for free online, expect live events.
I’m cutting mine off after the Superbowl and getting NBA league pass broadband for $100 PER SEASON!! FOR EVERY SINGLE GAME!! Cable companies are about to be obsolete.
oh man d’mouth, that’s hilarious
Really though. Great bitch! I so agree!
lol Darmouthy that was good. My friend bought me a bumpit as a gag gift. They suck, they don’t even stay in your damn head. Just takes one good gust of wind and people are all like, “whaas that stuck in you’re heaaaad?”
Maybe I should start up a line of toilet plunger bras – go from a A cup to a ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ cup in seconds – and let’s not forget the added bonus of your new 18″ nipples.
I never got how being a cone head was attractive but I guess some people like it 🙂
create a market d’mouth, then flog your shite “i didn’t know i needed that?” you didn’t, but it’s funny
Maybe she was some fat cow that had liposuction.
Morons, for most of the population who know this actress, she is playing off her character off of 30 Rock. Leave it to clueless hipsters to take this commercial out of context
Jane Krakowski has been great since Ally McBeal.