Earth has way more water than Mars, plus our moon is bigger than your two stupid tiny moons. Like what, a few hundred kilometres in diameter? Pathetic! So now it turns out there is flowing water? BIG DEAL! We’ve had flowing water for billions of years —you know what else we’ve had? OCEANS, motherfucker—with tides and shit. But oh noooo, “Look at me, I’m Mars. I have small amounts of water that flow sometimes depending on the time of year. I’m such a magical gem.” You think you’re so special, but guess what? You are just a shitty red pile of rocks populated by robots. And you have tiny moons. —Earth is better than your stupid lame Martian ass
This article appears in Oct 1-7, 2015.
I hate to say it, but sometimes Neil DeGrasse Tyson can be a real dick. #PlutoISaPlanet
Mars has a bigger dick.
Has anyone seen the Martian yet? I heard it’s really good.
At least Mars isn’t Uranus.
And The Martian was a feast for the eyes.
If you are the type to pick apart the science…there’s much to have fun with
The big deal is…! the mirco life we MAY find on mars, MAY contain DNA that MAY be related to us somehow. If by chance something smashed into mars and carried some micro life here, it could be a piece of the puzzle of where we came from. We could very well be martians to earth. THAT’S THE BIG DEAL!! AND READ A BOOK WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!!!
Planet shaming!
This write up is absolutely terrible: what a waste of space/time.
Sounds like someone is going to have J’onn J’onzz on their ass.
This wasn’t funny 🙁
It has a chocolate bar OB…
Sounds like someone is off their meds.
Fuck Mars!!! Probably can’t get any weed there anyway.
It would be legal there…
Nice!
Tiny moons or not, I’d go just to get away from other people and all their baggage.
Or… we could send all those with their stupid baggage there! Coast takeover! Freedom of speech, thought and personal opinion…who’s with me?!
AND they’d get no weed!
Mars? M.A.R.S.!!! Pump up the Volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPhUr-T6U…