I get it. You are twenty-something and have the world by the ass. Good for you. That does not give you the right to diss me and my highly artistic, efficient, professional friends in their early-to-mid thirties by calling us COUGARS and otherwise insulting us just because we had the unfortunate luck to be sitting next to you. Here is a tip. Spend less time being a mean idiot and being a good, karma abiding member of the universe and maybe, JUST MAYBE, you will be as cool as me and my friends when you are our age. Which, by the way, is only five years around the block? You f***ing morons. —Thirty-Something and Proud of it, Mother Freakers

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  1. Hostess? This woman who called you names works at this place? Oh, no. No, no. This aggression will not stand, man!

  2. OB, speak tot he manager and get that hostess fired. She’s love to lose her job just before Christmas 🙂

  3. You should have had a dance fight! Then once you powned those bitches, tell the manager about their bad attitude, and see how cool they are then 🙂

  4. I also agree that if you haven’t already, you should speak to the manager … that behaviour is not cool.

    And …

    I really don’t get what is wrong with people … why are some so insistent on engaging in rude, belittling and demeaning behaviour? Honestly, I don’t waste my energy trying to figure it out and most of the time view it as entertainment … what a sad life these people must lead to feel they need to do this … does it really make them feel better about who they are? Somehow, if they’re so miserable they feel the need to do this in the first place, I doubt it. There is life outside of the box in which some people choose to live … either accept that or, guess what … your stupid little box is gonna fill up with everyone you attempt to pull into it and that ain’t gonna be so comfy.

  5. Here’s another bitch without a logical flow to it. She’s a hostess implying she works there but she’s sitting next to you? You got a table in the kitchen or something?
    Plus she has her hipster friend with her again while she’s working? I tend to think the term “hostess” was sarcastic and maybe just maybe she thought you were eyeing someone she was eyeing. Then she reminded you of your age with the cougar remark which you didn’t like at all. Hence the bitch.

  6. Op you should have said “Cripes, we’re the same age!” and then when she corrected you, you say “oh. Sorry. Well.. we LOOK the same age”

    Any age-sensitive moron like this one will be destroyed by a snark like that.

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