I noticed today that Metro Transit buses that are not in service have replaced “Out of Service” on their signs to “Seasons Greetings”. How lovely of HRM to send us such a nice message. Makes me wonder why they don’t use this platform to post messages all year?
How about “Have a Nice Day”, or “You are Special”, or “Hang In There”?
Or for the negative folks, how about “Bend Over”, or “Screw You”, or “Go to Hell”?
Let’s get creative here! —Seasons Greetings My Ass
This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.
This has become my favaorite, all-inclusive, non-Judeo-Christian, seasonal holiday greeting:
http://i.pbase.com/g3/36/6836/3/87894257.y…
it didn’t work commander, what is it? i find for you
didn’t work for me either, thanks for getting my hopes up.. *sulks*
Well, that’s disappointing >: ( It’s a big kitteh with a puffy tail bedecked with Xmas lights, perched in a decorated flower pot above the caption “Merry Cat-Ass”
The humour is mostly visual; Sorry guys.
OB, that’s a great idea….,maybe they could post ‘run faster’ for when they don’t to stop.
haha, that would be awesome. non-helpful yet funny signs ‘bob newhart is driving”
“Will Cut Off Cars at Random”
like ‘zombie’s only’
or
http://www.fastarcade.com/games/images/New…
perhaps the littlest hobo can make it so. zombies only, the best so far
Baby Mamas On Board
Ivan – Helen Keller says Thanks for the joke description, she used ASL and semaphore to send me the message.
Try this Cat – Ass
http://cheezburger.com/chriscross/lolz/Vie…
LOL – my 2nd choice.>: (
Horny wife on board.
‘Out of Service’ replaced by ‘Seasons Greetings’ … they’re replace something that indicates ‘I Can’t Help You’ or ‘You’re Shit Outta Luck’ with something that’s supposed to make you feel warm and fuzzy. I have heard that smiles are contagious.
” I <3 BOOBIES" 🙂
We do have one for the Pride Week parade, but I much prefer your guys’ suggestions
Sho there I wuzh, shtanding outshide Shir Edward Cornwallish Mall and along comezh the the Sheventy-Two, exshept, the shign readzh “Therapists”
http://fabfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/201…
Well, thish izh my lucky day, shezh I.
MT’s Pride Week sign:
“WILL NOT BRAKE FOR SEBASTIAN”
I think there’s a rule against going bare assed on MT, Ivan.
So he’d have to put some undies on with those assless chaps.
“assless chaps” LOL – ordered on-line, nae doot.
I totally agree OP. Let’s make Halifax the circus i know it can be 365 days a year.
Seriously I’m totally on board. This is an awesome idea.
Some of these are well done:
http://www.oddee.com/item_96486.aspx
haha, thanks clint, i like the first one
How about ” trash collection-2.25 per item”
Simple “Loser Cruiser” would suffice for those buses.
Gary Larson said it best:
Full moon, empty head.
For a good time call Peter Kelly
Don’t Feel Like Picking YOU Slobs Up
http://resguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2009…
Rawk!