You know what really disgusts me the most? People being unthoughtful and just smelling like B.O. Especially when you are standing in line at Tim’s to order a relaxing fix, then all of a sudden you get a whiff of someone standing next to you that smells like one day old kebab with extra onions and stale cigarettes!

—Mr. Barf

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  1. WOW people can’t weart patcholi, or someone bitches. You can’t use scented soaps & shampoo’s. People freak out when you use scented under arm products, lets not forget about all the various fabric softners for our clothes be it liquids or dryer sheets.
    “I’m sensitive to scents” they claim, & now no one’s allowed to have any body oder !

    I think I need to go into business with someone for a new line of nose plug products !
    The political correctness has become political stupidity, & everyones piling on the bandwagon !

    Personally I’d rather have my eyes water by some old broad who took a bath in her cheap cologn, than smell BO.
    Maybe the solution is that everyone has to step in a large pile of dogshit before being allowed out in public, at least we’d all smell similar…….”Hey , lady is that Labrador you’ve stepped in this morning ? Smells better than the chihuahua that’s on my sneakers !”

  2. what you smell is humanity, not some cheap by the 45 gallon drum perfume or scent. which would i’d rather smell, the b.o. of course,because the others turn me off big time. this person sounds like they wouldn’t say fuck, if they wee being gang raped. miss prissy,leghorn foghorn is missing you.

  3. Ya know, you can buy scent-free soaps, low-scent or no-scent deodorants which work fine. It’s just perfume and body-sprays that make my eyes water and my nose run.

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