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Some know you as pure and white, but I’ve gotten a taste of you and you are pure acid.
There is nothing about you that is sweet, you are truly a spoiled fruit.
Yet once a month, women take you home and do nasty things with you.
I’ve have had enough of you. —I’m Locking You in the Cellar
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.
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Vinegar? If I’m right, do I get a prize?
Vague? Do I get a prize or at least an explanation?
???
fruit ARE sweet (fructose) AND acidic (hence the need for LOW ACID oj and such
http://www.tropicana.com/mobile/thumbs/ful… )
sorry to shit on your comparison…
the thing that gets me is narrowing it down to women specifically… and the once a month….
and the pure and white…
sounds like a tampon.
If it is… PLEASE tell me you only metaphorically ‘tasted’ it as in ‘used it as directed’….
and not….
ok, ya know what. Don’t tell me.
At this stand still… I don’t want to know.
give my prize to Troon and lie that it was vinegar.
Definitely talking about a tampon.
Or a pad. Either or.
blech
With the correct yeast, fruit ferments into a perfectly preserved product called ‘wine’ until another yeast comes along and turns the wine into vinegar. Although it is not technically correct, i would have to say that a spoiled fruit was vinegar……..unless it is some sort of sexual slang.
all this talk of yeast… and tampons…
I think we need a thread derailment.
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custo…
When I was helping my niece move last spring, I was cleaning her kitchen with my favorite vinegar blend when her d-bag boyfriend walked in. “Wow! smells like vinegar!” We needed his help to drive the Uhaul, so I did NOT say “yah, that’s cuz a douche just walked in.” I thought it so hard, I’m surprised it didn’t spell itself out in letters over my head, but I did not say it aloud!
seb baby, are you fucking with females now? guess the guys have had a bit too much of your ass then.
I thought vinegar right away, but I was thrown off by the reference to women doing something nasty with whatever it is.
I’m still confused. Does the OB think we women rinse our lady parts with vinegar? Because nowadays, we are taught not to do anything like that. It’s bad for you. OB clearly does not have a close lady friend in his life…
Anyone else craving chips?? 🙂
I thought it was vinegar and water that women used to use, and it was the water that is the concern.
I think you’re right about the vinegar+water, but it’s not just the water that causes a problem. I think that idea comes from the fact that vagina secretions are acidic (like vinegar), but any foreign substances up in there can throw the PH out of balance.
Did I just say ‘vaginal secretions’?
Is someone using the coffee pot as a sterilizer again?
http://menstrualcups.files.wordpress.com/2…
Women take vinegar home? Gross. Is that how they flush out their vaginas? Yuck.
I used to clean my coffee pot with vinegar (as recommended in the instructions). As far as women are concerned, aren’t douches used with vinegar?
just where did the expression ‘full of piss and vinegar’ come from?
and here I was hoping the thread would derail…
now I’ve learned far too much.
well at least you’re not using CLR all up in there…
though I wonder if it’d be an effective spermacide.
OOOOOOHHHHHH I get it now — yup vinegar!
is it wrong that this totally turned me on?
ik, how so?