To the idiots in my lecture yesterday: did u really have to sit on your boyfriends lap the entire time? and dude, did u have to give her a massage?! this was all so much better when u got up to leave and he was completely red, so who knows what else was going on under the table… just a piece of advice: GET A FUCKING ROOM.
—Just trying to get through a class
This article appears in Sep 17-23, 2009.
next time take out your phone (most people have these kind) and capture it in picture or video. On your way out the door let them know that they can view it on youtube. Don’t tell them how much you did or didn’t see. lol For that matter stand up and tell them to say cheese or give some directions like you were directing a porn movie. Bet it won’t happen again. Happy studying.
It happens in class sometimes and elsewhere. If it distracted you from the lecture via noise or interrupting I could see your point, OP. But me thinks you’re jealous that nobody’s sitting on your lap and asking you for a massage…
Sounds like a real class act. *ducks*
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
I disagree with NGF. Your comment implies OP is just jealous because they’re not getting any, essentially. Well, even those of us who are getting lap sitting and massages (and whatever else was going on) on a regular basis would still be a little “wtf” about said situation in class, which believe it or not, kiddies, is meant to be a “professional” setting (HA!)…I’m sure the prof’s seen it all, but it’s still disrespectful to him or her, just as texting, msn-ing, talking to your friends, sleeping, etc… during class is.
I really wonder why people who don’t just sit down, stfu, keep it in their pants and LISTEN to the lecture/participate in class activities even bother going to class in the first place. They’d be better off staying home doing whatever.
They probably weren’t even actually in the class.
Instructors tolerate this bullshit? You’re there to learn the subject, not fine tune some guy’s boner. What kind of fucking Mickey Mouse outfit do you attend?
Sadly in a class of 500+, the prof can’t be able to monitor every student and shit like this happens. I agree with Mama9, having the threat of their antics showing up on Youtube should prevent them from going at it again.
I’m not surprised an instructor could care less if the students are getting the whole lesson. It’s not public school anymore, is it? It’s the student’s dime and the student’s time… Yeah, I’d capture the scene with a camera and bring it to the dean with a formal complaint of distracting and inappropriate behavior in YOUR learning environment… the thing you paid tuition through the nose for. Problem solved.
No wonder guys are beating off in libraries.
The library was the number one “public” place to fuck when I went to Acadia. So many nooks and crannies :|
haha Plastic Driver Guy, nice one.
If this happened in one of my lectures… I’d feel bad for the people beside them, because we’re all squished in there like sardines.
kinda makes this boy wanna go back to school, any school now. yeah, we know,you’re too old right, bullshit, is that a fact or a figure? but seriously, guys and chicks doing the dirty, who’da thunk it.
Its never too late to go back to school. I revisited my Alma Mater with my lifemate awhile ago for the sole purpose of getting it on in certain places. The best part was that I didn’t have to get a student loan this time around.
LIFE SUCKS, you’re not to old to learn, but you’re probably too old to have your knob polished by some 18-year old undergrad. You’ll have to go Cranky’s route and bring the sex kitten with you. Just inflate her before class starts.