As a regular consumer of tales of miscommunication, mistreatment and mishap in a certain online community, I have discovered the presence of a duo fashioning themselves from everything to Lord Alfred to Edgar Allen to U.S. presidents.
These would-be scribes take a unique thesauric approach to their manner of speak. They turn the mundane into the convoluted, the straightforward to the oblique, the clear to the nebulous. Though appreciation of their musings has not been realized, hostility and indifference has amongst the denizens of the community.
The task for this couple will be to lessen the stress on the overloaded sentences by sacrificing descriptive value in exchange for a more lean linear message.
I wish them fortune in their future endeavors. —T-Rex and Triceratops
This article appears in Nov 10-16, 2011.
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You realize you’re talking to a bunch of nuts?
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone McMurphy.
SEE. TAKE NOTE. This at least has a flow to it, you knobs. You must have missed that class. “Less is more”
This may, in fact, be Montrealman’s handiwork.
That must be why it turns me on
McMurphy my boy, Christ only knows, we are pilgrims in an unholy land. Howdy Jesus!
Speakin for meself, ah luv a good bit o’ King’s English now an’ then. Me ol’ mate Martin ‘e used to ‘ave a way with words. Kept me in stitches ‘e did.
Ah should watch me self with Jesus lookin’ on an’ all.
Bless me Father!
Feck! Arse! Drink!
wow, jebus and eddie are back
Have no fear Eddie!
Your self-abuse is not a sin in the eyes of your Father. Did He not endow you with a body able to know pleasure? Then how could He condemn you for its worship?
Yup. That’s the m-man.
Nah.. I don’t think it’s MMan.
If you’re reading this Annie, I’ll be in Montreal this weekend.. and very likely won’t be in the mood for philosophical debate, so if you see me, don’t a approach me.
now, don’t boo and hiss but i miss the monsieur’s ramblings. call me crazy, c’mon thomas, you know you want to^^
I miss him too. Love him or hate him (or a combo of both – frequently simultaneous) he is a part of the fabric of LTWWB.
i figure if you care enough to post here, you have the same benefits as anyone. we don’t cover eyewear tho…dammit^^
OB must be a NSCAD student looking for a job as a word artist. LOL
OP must be a paleontology student. Maybe Jurassica Park.
I iz a triceratops??
Are they actors or something? Because no one normal would dress like that.