thanks family, for welcoming me back home even though i am 24 years old, i’ve been away forever, i am unemployed and have nothing to do all day long. thank you for feeding me awesome food, and allowing me to wear clean clothes every day by doing my laundry for me. thank you for the use of your car, the best spot on the couch, the dvd player, and remote. thank you thank you thank you, love your prodigal daughter.
—there’s no place like home!
This article appears in Sep 10-16, 2009.
Ah, yes. The just-moved-back-with-the-parents bliss. That won’t last forever. Within six weeks I guarantee you’ll be bored out of your skull and begging for a McJob. Enjoy the bliss (and free clean laundry) while it lasts.
Do your parents need another daughter? i could live like that for a week or so.
Here’s to also being an unemployed 24 year-old stuck living at home with one of his folks… but only for the time being, of course, and my mom sure as hell isn’t that nice to me! While being officially unemployed sucks, I love all the time it gives me to sleep in, surf the net, watch TV, ride my bike, and, most importantly, post on The Coast!
On the other hand, I’m bored. Wanna hang out some time?
I agree! Family rocks! Thanks to my family, too, for the exact same things! 🙂 hehe
Couldn’t YOU do the laundry? Or cook?
i’m in the same boat! but I’m taking the liberty of feeding myself and doing my own laundry. oh bliss!
now i need a mcjob without the mc…
home all day with nothing to do – WTF do your own laundry and cook your own food jesus living at home is nice but being a lazy assed person sucks
Living at home tends to make you even lazier, too! Just ask me, or my mom.
My mom: “When the hell are you going to get off of that “Love the Way We Bitch” site and do some dishes! This place is filthy! Get a job!”
Me: “Just another few minutes Mom, I need to post some more bitches!”