Dear Halifax Hairdresser, when you were washing my hair and my head was back in the sink and you were leaning over me I could see right up into your armpit and there were three big white crumbs of deodorant hanging in it and I was mortified that they were going to fall onto my face. Please check out your armpits before you get near people’s faces with them! Hair wouldn’t bother me because I’m all for equality but I was so terrified of those flakes. —Ewwwww
This article appears in Oct 13-19, 2011.
You’re lucky she didn’t charge you extra for a ‘happy ending”.
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Obviously, not everyone finds it as disgusting as you do 😉
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(Un)Fortunately, there’s a fetish for everything…
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The Chuckster would have been disgusted. I would I.
as would I*
you’re really missing bb aren’t ya thomas?
Gross. Definitely never return and I hope you did not tip her.
Ewwww. That’s nasty.
no one else has mentioned that you used “mortified” when you meant “terrified”. No. Mortified is not the word you want in that sentence. The equivalent would be “I was humiliated that they might fall into my face” which isn’t exactly wrong but not what you were wanting to say i don’t think.
and yes. Gross.
Eww…(gag) pit boogers!
not as much as I’m gonna be in February after the Superbowl PG.. the thing is I might just have to turn my back on it out of spite.
spite is bad m’kay…i think we should have a bitcher’s skating summit, and i can’t skate
yep… *thinks back to baseball strike…*
Are you totally de-ranged PG? (a la John Cleese in ‘A Fish Called Wanda’) 😉
can you skate rosie?
I played right-wing for years… I used to be able to skate, many, many moons ago… now, not so much :/
PG, you don’t skate? I thought Canadians learned how to skate before they walked!
I remember my dad pushing me around on a chair on the ice…When we moved to Walkerton, I was about 4. My folks enrolled me in a skating class and I was twice the size of everyone else in the class!
it’s not for lack of trying xeno, and i did skate as a kid, too small figure skates and it wasn’t pretty. i bought hockey skates when we moved here and even took adult skate lessons. i just need some bodies to help, ahem *hint*
…can you buy adult hockey skates with velcro?
side point- I’ve never been to a city that gives worse hair cuts than halifax
Well, when I get my raggedy ass back up there, I will be glad to push you around the oval on a chair!
no way, i’m grabbing your arm and were going. side point- i’ve never seen a city this size with so many hair cutters/stylists/whathefuckevers. it must be a plot
Yes you can PG… cost you an arm and a leg… but you can
my hair doesn’t feck with me, i don’t feck with it
At least she was wearing some. *shrug*
chunks of deodorant are technically no different that a thin layer smeared all over her pit. OB, you get grossed out pretty easily.
Do you keep your eyes open when you wash your hair at home? Why are they open there?
Echo64…probably hoping to catch a peek .
OB…you are too easily bothered.
Its not like it was a piece of shit about to fall on you.
can’t even remember the last time I went to a hairdresser. No hair, no problem; I say!
well o.p., you should be real glad that they aren’t pube hairs staring you in the face. it that were the case, then you would be blowing the other party. okay seb, calm down, i was just using that as an example. leave my zipper alone.