This goes out to a member of a certain sports store who claims to be the assistant manager. You my good man are a fucking douchebag. You couldn’t run a store to save your life. The way you treat customers and talk to customers is fucking pathetic. You are a sad pathetic man who can’t realize you live in Halifax not fucking Compton you wannabee rapper go fuck yourself dickhead. —Former Consumer
This article appears in Oct 6-12, 2011.
Consumer or employee?
“who claims to be the assistant manager”
sounds like an employee…
and a douchey one at that.
Oh snap, you’ve been served mahfakka. Imagine that, a dope rapper that’s bad at his day job, seems about right to me.
I guess they didn’t have the BIGGIE SMALLS size.
The OB summed it all up when they mentioned this was retail. Only uneducated clowns work in retail.
I love this bitch. Short but packs a punch.
The title of “Assistant Manager” is SUCH a fucking farce.
You do the shit work the ‘manager’ doesn’t want to do, for shit pay essentially just for a title that has ‘manager’ in it somewhere.
News flash: all you are, mr assistant manager, is the manager’s bum boy.
HEY sebastard, are YOU, perhaps, an ASSistant MANager? heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W888uNuj7TE
Tell me this isn’t the perfect link for this bitch.
Yeah because anyone who is black and happens to dress in baggy clothes and listens to rap is a wannabee gangster. That’s like saying anyone in a pair of mismatched socks, a courdrory blazer and beard is a wannabee professor!
Unless your manager is threatening to bust a cap in yo ass and says it like he means it, you really ought to shut the fuck up.
Yeeeeeahhhhh Boiiiii! Gettin’ all up in his grill an’ shit! You straight up whacked. What you got some kinda deaf wish or sum’in? Why you be fruh-in? You lucky he di-int throw down witchu, dawg. You feel me? Fer real. Booyah!
“Nah, see I’m the manager, and I’m the only manager here.. unless you wanna talk to the president of Popcopy… and I dunno him, you might could help me with that”
“I don’t give a fuck, you know me, I’m crazy, I’ll do 3-5 in Rikers just to prove a point.. can I help you?”
I approve of that reference Tommy.