So now that I’m in my thirties, I’m supposed to be lucky to have you because you – in your thirties too – can hook up with a twenty year old?
Well, now you can have all the twenty year olds you can find roaming the streets of Halifax, wearing those short skirts and tight shorts that you so love telling me about. Just don’t let them sample your little package before they commit, otherwise you’ll be shit outta luck.
So glad that we are over…
And yes, size does matter. —Sabocat
This article appears in Oct 6-12, 2011.
I laugh at those who NEVER complain about size while dating but share this information when the relationship ends……..whore!
Hahaha, like he isn’t laughing about your FAT ass and loose pussy.
I’ve always found that what a lover possesses between their ears to be a much bigger turn-on than what is between their thighs and that those who put too much emphasis on genital size are actually the least exciting between the sheets.
Size matters, huh? Shows how fucking little you know, idiot girl. Some of the best lovers make up for their ‘shortcomings’ in very creative ways instead of slam bamming the salami like it was a fleshy jack hammer – how imaginative! Methinks your twat must be able to accomodate four lanes of traffic.
Haha…I kinda thought that was a funny bitch!!
BRAVO….
*fleshy jack hammer* ✔
he’s a kind of a dick for openly talking about the skanks to you…
no class at all.
you sound like you’re better off.
so really… what are you complaining about?
It was good enough for you when you liked him, right?
Oh well. This will allow him to discover not all waffles are blue!
Enjoy the fat cawks, Bitch!
And second the idea that lovers with “differences” try harder and are more creative.
Oh, and p.s.
http://www.google.ca/m/search?site=images&…
Is this the Ebony is Bigger bitching twice?
I was always told that bottoming out doesn’t matter, as long as you play hell with the sides.
“when women love you, your dick is HUGE!! But then the madder they are at you, the smaller that shit gets!”
-Chris Rock
I know this is a little off topic – hey, Painey, just came across this and had to share:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20…
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
* gasps, catches breath*
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
Oh Sweet Enola Gay. If they give a Nobel prize for improving the quality of people’s lives on a small scale I know who deserves it. >: )
Maybe that’s why the hound wouldn’t wear his PJs. He was holding out for something better.
that’s kinda creepy grrooo, this is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwUZZYLsGIc
OMG! THAT was AWESOME, TTFN!! Absolutely brilliant. As both a fan of Star Wars and dogs, I fully endorse that post.
Wow – talk about uptight!
Any gf I’ve ever had I’ve been free to point out attractive girls, and her the boys. We can take mental notes from each other about what drives us each crazy! Get off your high horse OB – sounds like the guy dodged a bullet with you, small dick or not.
Its amazing how suddenly when a relationship ends the “package” is smaller, or the vagina is looser, where in the relationship it was never an issue…. Hmmm makes me wonder….
sorry for being a drag…if the boy was here, he would say” c’mon ma that’s funny, admit it”
Jesus H., Ivanski – which table did you sink under today? Glad ya liked it.
He sounds stupid. Do you really want to deal with that? Imagine what his children will be like? He also sounds as if he is attracted to other stupid people. Let them live in the land of booty shorts and syphilis together. I’d be offended if this turd were EVER interested in me. Clearly he underestimated you because you don’t sound like a bubbleheaded retard. So leave him to sift through the populace of whory chicks with the IQ of hair dryers. They’ll be happier together than you’d EVER be with him.
Here’s my suggestion OP. Hook up with an older man. They’re bomb. They don’t have the stamina of men under 40, this is true.. but they are settled, they know what they want, they’re predictable and have mellowed with age and are wiser than they were 20 years ago.
And honey, the older the better.. (within reason) Ignore the thinning, white hair and the funny spots they get on their hands sometimes. they’ll treat you like a princess.
Sounds like he’s better off. You probably had small tits.
see now what happens, when you don’t fuck monkeys.
sebastian….there is nothing wrong with small titties.
From an A out past D, works for me.
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And yes, size does matter
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Then I hope yours doesn’t hang like old gym socks that you have to keep pulling up.
Guys like a bit of friction, Mom Poosy.
Wp
If I was OP’s BF, I’d probably say “What do I care if she didn’t enjoy it, that it her problem not mine”
It’s funny that penis size only matters after the guy dumps your ass. Lol, you just sound bitter. But on another note, you might wanna start dating black guys, there is compelling evidence that suggests their size and girth is enough to fill even the skankiest, most stretched vaginas.
don’t forget the other perks I_K…
dates are cheaper because they eat off the seniors menu and their movie ticket is discounted. Pretty sure they get a deal at aAa too….
AND you get to fuck for hours on end… cause that love bone ain’t going nowhere.