After you shit you should wash your asshole! Toilet paper is not enough! Clean it with water you smelly piece of shit! How do I have sex with you when you smell? And don’t tell me that you didn’t clean your ass after using a bathroom outside of your home cause you preferred to wait until you are in your own house you disgusting pig! No excuses for you dirt bags! I don’t care where and when you are! —Are There Any Bidets in Halifax?
This article appears in Sep 29 – Oct 5, 2011.
i’m confused, dirt bags? so you have carnal knowledge, with more than one smelly bum boy?
Didn’t Redd Foxx already clarify this subject… like, BACK IN THE 70’S!
http://www.thefunkstore.com/CurrentCDs/Jus…
Get him a litter box.
hahaha, thanks admiral. he was a funny guy
“Elizabeth! I’m comin’ to ya, Elizabeth!” love Redd Foxx
Gawd. This is why I’m so OCD. IT’S ALL THE DIRTY PEOPLES’ FAULTS, NOT MINE. I don’t know how you could EVER have sex with someone who can’t be bothered to clean their bum. I wouldn’t trust those hands or mouth either. I am off to take a nice soak in a tub of Spray Nine. PS: Contagion is a bad movie to see if you’re a germaphone. Especially when the person next to you keeps coughing.
“I don’t care where and when you are!”
when would he be???
1836?
it was a good year…. the crops were particularly bountiful.
too bad they didn’t have toilets.
*germaphobe 😀
Having sex with someone who reeks of shit? Boggles the mind, doesn’t it?
Depeche Mel, you are not alone. I wash my hands a lot after being in public. Considering how many people DON’T wash their hands after touching their genitals and butt cracks it is the only way!
Sebastard *really* needs to start carrying around some fucking wetnaps.
Hairy men have to be particularly diligent in keeping the crack clear of clingons. Those stubborn balls of fecal matter that cling to anal hair. You must go above and beyond the call of duty after #2 or you will stink. Not to mention skid marks. Very embarrassing.
Yes, Smelly Cat, there are bidets in Halifax……..however, most people who stay over at my place have no clue how to use it……..geezuz.
hahaha, the dreaded skid marks or hershey squirts
This should be a love.
lol I_K ftw
Isn’t it better to always wash, not just wipe? Smearing fecal matter away with just arse-wipe is only doing half the job.
another reason to dislike those who drop a deuce at work. I mean, really. Don’t they have a bathroom at home?
OB, that’s what you get for picking up one of those Slut Walk participants.
Easy solution, a shower for two. Unless of course he doesn’t have time and has to get back to the wife or other girlfriend.
lol, ass washing is not meant for showers for 2 Bro Tim. That should be done in private. Try again
i find it rather helpful, when some big mouth bitch licks my as. or as cartman would say. suck my balls. but seriously, are they only 5 or so, i smell this sometimes too, but being the big person that i am, i don’t say anything to them. although maybe i should point out, that i’m not sucking their dick, like the o.p., seems to be doing, to get the aroma so strong. ain’t i a fucker, o.p.?
dingdingdingggg give Tommy a prize for his win.
Is it THAT hard to carry some wetnaps around, seriously? Or if you have a purse, some baby wipes? Baby wipes are great for everything. I use the Pampers Clean and Go because you can wipe make up off your face with them or clean your hands in the car or wherever and they don’t leave a nasty taste afterwards like facial cleaning clothes and they don’t require rinsing.
Great for freshening up, overall and they come travel sizes.
Seriously ladies, you have husbands or bfs that carry wetones around with them so they can wash instead of wipe? I call BS.
Seriously ladies, if you ever say “go take a shower so we can have sex” do you really think that would be a difficult decision for the man?
I’d shower 15 times a day, if someone was offering me sex after each shower.
Seriously ladies, from a heterosexual male point of view, its not the ass that I’m looking to fuck on a regular basis, so if you are washing instead of wiping, you are not doing me any favors. Save those wetones for that special front door that you have.
Find a different watering hole than Menz Bar, OB.
i carry a coupleof those wipes, also condoms, an ak 47, a couple tear gas grenades, and of course, the all favorite, a fake i.d.
Date night in Fairview – Suckster’s all set. >; )
and people wonder when I tell them Fairview is skeezy…
jesus.
Holy fuck thats funny .Do you wash your ass after you take a crap in the mall or bar washrooms?.Im not sure how many guys carry around wet naps cause lets face it (still laughing very hard)we need like a full roll of double ply ,industrial strength toilet paper to do the job and a little wet nap just wont do.Besides its hard to stick your ass under the hand drier to dry your ass.I know what id tell ya to do you prissy bitch.She obviously likes lemon flavor and not rocky road (my stomach hurts from laughing).
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BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA….lemme guess, the band then struck up a rousing version of “Donald, Where’s yer Troosers?”
I honestly think I would have been better off having never read that.
faithInHumanity -= 1
some frakkin people…
don’t get married and don’t go regimental
“Let th’ wind blow high
Let th’ wind blow low
Thru the streets in ma kilt Ah’ll go
All the lassies say, Hello!
Donald! Where’s yer troosers?!”
That story would fit perfectly with Fat Bastard in Goldmember:
“Hey! Diaper lady! Here’s ma diaper. I think I might’ve pinched one off too soon. Oh, aye! I left a rosebud in there fer ye!”
Ha Ha – “People of Walmart” meet “Weddings of Scotland”
And if you do go regimental Donald, don’t forget a good swipe with the babywipes…hehe! (Love that ditty.)
…now in “Scent o’ Heather
>; )
…and extra-wee, Sporran size.
my big brudder went kommando for his nuptials, but his bits and bites were sparkling^^
Wow, Painey, you take those Maid of Honour duties seriously, don’t you? lol
Anybody else get one of these in the mail recently?
http://www.cancercare.ns.ca/site-cc/media/…
They want me to mail them poop.
POOP!
I suspect a really sick pyramid scheme and yeah, I’m looking at you Seb