To the dildo who was turning right onto Spring Garden via Robie on Monday, fuck you. You began honking at me even though I had been given clearance to cross the street and had the right of way. I also had a headache, which you must have known, because who honks that much anyways? I hope you were drunk, crashed your fucking Mazda into a wall badly injuring yourself, and lost your licence, forcing you to walk in this city for the rest of your miserable, pathetic life. —Nazztea da Pedestrian
This article appears in Sep 29 – Oct 5, 2011.
Did you get a good look at the license plate? Bet you anything it was some entitled, retarded turd from ontario. Not a one of those fools learns how things work here before they come barreling into the city cutting off pedestrians left and right. I wish they’d just spare the time, leave their money at the new brunswick border and go back home.
Mmmm, dildo and fuck in the same sentence…..perfect day 🙂
Shame about the Mazda 🙁
Next time walk slower or turn and wave to the driver. Fuck drivers are impatient twats sometimes.
Sometimes, when assholes do that and I clearly have the right of way (or they’re trying to turn and cut me off — happens ALL the damn time at the parkland/lacewood intersection), I’ll just stop and stare at them. Then after an uncomfortable pause, I’ll start walking slowly, but keep my eyes on them.
I might be cute and adorable, but my GOD I can produce one hell of a stink eye when I wanna. I look like I’m in a female gang and wanna cut someone in my last license pic. lolz.
haha, my most recent pics for passport and license are awful. i look like the leader of a gang, call me ma barker^^
This’ll fix em OP
http://www.legaljuice.com/dildo%20dog.jpg
Was this the perp?
http://blog.q-taro.com/archives/pics/2006/…
PK, I do that too! Believe it or not, no one honks when they get ‘the look’!
Just don’t do it to elderly women.
It’ll make them cry and then you become the one who made an old lady cry.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LHc8gNk4faw/TPLv…
Just because you have the right of way to cross on the crosswalk, doesn’t mean you should jump right out in front of the car. Maybe the car didn’t have sufficient stopping distance so they honked to draw your attention. If you don’t like getting honked at, buy a car.
I have a tendency to stand in front of said car and yelling: ‘WHAT THE FUCK??’ with direct eye contact. Call it an affliction of post-menopause. Sorry if I can’t walk at 30 clicks so suck me dusty ovaries and choke.
I bet it was one of those idoits from Nova Scotia who likes to generalize and think that everyone from Ontario is an entitled, retarded turd.