I haven’t been able to get an appartment because I haven’t rented before. This woman finally takes a chance on me, and I take out the money to pay for the damage deposit – the only money I’ve got – and some fucking douchebag takes my wallet. From the handicap washroom in Wendys. How fucking low can you get? Thanks for leaving me homeless and without a health card, drivers license, and I.D.
—Wants the wallet the fuck back, please.
This article appears in Jul 30 – Aug 5, 2009.


Man, that sucks….but how’d someone run off with your wallet in the toilet?
You sound like your own worst enemy !
That’s a really shitty thing to happen.
Guess you should have rented your appartment FIRST, then ate second…..
I wasn’t eating – just using the washroom and grabbing something to drink before heading back out into the heat.
So how did they get your wallet?
Why the fuck would you leave your wallett in a fast food bathroom? And why would you expect it to still be there when you went back?
Idiot.
Did you ask the Wendy’s staff is anyone may have found the wallet and turned it in?
maybe someone reached under or over the door and grabbed her/his wallet? It’s a quite common form of theft, unfortunately and it happens quite frequently in airports. People will reach over the door and grab a purse from the hook on the door. Since you can’t just get up and run after them, they have a perfect get away. That’s why you always put your purse on your lap if you can or on the b ack of the toilet if you can.
In any event, really sorry to hear about that, OP. Maybe you can work something out with the landlord? Hope everything works out!
A purse can be hung, absolutely. A wallet can fit in the back pocket.
well!! guess you should have pissed before you left the house then!!
God, this really hits me. I wish you the best of luck – keep your head up 🙁
prob left on the sink
your actions were dumb
Handicap washrooms don’t usually have stalls, it’s usually just one seperate room with one toilet and sink…so I don’t really understand how this could have happened unless the wallet had been left in the bathroom after they were in there.
That is, if OP actually meant ‘handicap washroom’ and not ‘handicap stall’.
I’m thinking it fell out of his back pocket and by the time he realized and went back it was gone. I doubt he just left it lying around, especially with 300 bones in it.
Actually, hellakitty’s right — things can fall out of your back pocket when you pull your pants down. My bus pass almost landed in a public can once (narrowly missed!) at the McDs on SGR.
Let’s just say I’d be walking for the rest of the month cause I wasn’t about to fish that shit out.
if your not handi cap DONT use that stall!!!
PK I bet a lot of the “peeps” on SGR are pissed because they lost out on selling your pass.
Think they would have gotten $1.40 for it?
Seriously Janie…….there’s nothing wrong with using H-cap stalls or H-cap washrooms for that matter, they are big and spacious, often cleaner and brighter too.
I was just waiting for someone to be all like “OMG but were they handicapped?!”
It’s not hard to arrange to return a wallet, purse or other item that you find left in public. Everyone makes mistakes, and the idea that it’s justified to have all your money and IDs stolen as punishment is an idea of weak-minded vultures.
I agree with you, MR.
hillarious! enjoy the streets….lots of overpasses to sleep under.