On Sunday afternoon at the South Park and Victoria I stepped right in front of you at the crosswalk (button properly pushed) because you were speeding too fast through my hood and you needed to go down a peg. I’m a tall bastard so I know you saw me coming up to the curb and sped up. What’s the rush? You were heading into a one-lane construction site already blocked with cars. Thanks for calling me a Braindead Asshole and flipping me off while accelerating back to fucktard velocity. I reacted, without thinking, by flashing you a backwards peace sign. British Long Bowmen made that symbol at the French to show off their two intact bow-drawing fingers, it translates to “fuck you, I’ve still got mine”. I wanted to clear the air and make sure you didn’t think it was a peace offering, you non-contributing zero.
—nicenightforawalk
This article appears in Jul 23-29, 2009.
Yeah, ’cause there’s so many British Long Bowmen in Halifax…
Maybe you should try using a more socially recognized hand gesture to communicate your “Fuck you!”
Hmmmmmm, I wonder what that might look like?
I’m not sure how “one man VS speeding 1-ton killing machine” equals out to taking a car down a peg. But whatevs, at least now there is closure. Sweet, sweet closure.
I bet you’ve seen Braveheart more than any of your friends.
policing pedestrian…sweet now Halifax has it all.
Halifax drivers are assholes. Here’s a for instance: they can’t resist pulling into the right lane at a set of lights, just so they can rev their piece of shit car up and race ahead of you when it goes green. To get one car ahead. The last thing these fucktards care about is pedestrians, because they can’t comprehend that much, honestly.
And by the way, the guy that’s gotta constantly try and get one car ahead…he says shit like “whatevs” because he’s proud of being a dumbshit.