Ankle socks. Now the name is slightly misleading. If it was a true ankle sock, it would cover your ankle , but guess what !? It doesn’t ! It leaves your ankle bare ..NAKED to the harsh elements. And free to be looked at. WHO the hell wants to look at bony nasty ass ankles ?? There are nutbars out there who would just looove to see your granola sporting hairy ape ankles. NARSTY.
Second they pose posture and back problems. The problem with ankle socks is that half way through the day they end up half way down your foot all bunched and being gay. So now your limping or gimping with half your sock jammed under your foot. And everybody thinks your a retard who’s not wearing socks with sneakers. Just what I always wanted !
And finally, I have a kick ass collection of mismatched socks. Why? You see the dryer eats and destroys one sock at time. Its an evil plot against me, so I end up with no two socks looking alike. So you might as well kiss those fuckers goodbye. No socks for you. You can stand there and WATCh that effing washer and peep in from time to time. And you could stalk the dryer. But both are sneaky bastards. It will blow lint in your eyes and make loud assualting nosies to your ear dreams, disperse smelly fumes of ocean water and water Lilly shit to scare you off. It may even vibrate to the right slightly to throw you off. It’s no use to fight these ninja warriors of metal.
So now your sock has been effed off to another dimension. Sooo *smooch* thats right Im kissing the stupid midget fucktard sock goodbye. If the washer devours my normal sized socks, its going to rip the ankle sock right out of hand. In fact I might worry about my arm being ripped right off the bone socket by the washer/dryer in an attempt to get the treasure and so ‘highly’ guarded midget .. I mean ankle sock.
—Peanutbuttercup_Goldfish
This article appears in Jul 23-29, 2009.
I think it’s time for someone to take their meds.
That’s quite a conundrum OP.
Could your troubles be related in some way to my underpants gnomes?
We should get together on this…
I like ankle socks, in fact its all I use now aside from when a suit etc is req. Its a comfort thing, I hate tube socks, all tight on my legs and shit…
I enjoy the word narsty
This bitch made my day. Meds or not, this OP has my support in the crusade against the metal ninjas.
fail
You know what’s worse then ankle socks? Flip flops with socks!
You actually look at people’s ankles???? Try looking at their face for a change.
….that’s it – I’m starting a magazine called ‘Ankle Bone Aficionado’….this month’s issue will have an in-depth interview with the World’s Most Popular Cankle.
I don’t wear socks.. gross, I know.. sometimes when I wear sandals you can see my ENTIRE foot!
buy a multi pack that has all the same kind in it. socks that get eaten or distroyed can be tossed and you will still have pairs. voila problem solved.
Ack! Ack! Ack! BARE FEET EVIL!!!!
My beef is with people who have long narsty yellow shredded toenails and wear sandals which showcase these nails and simultaneously make it easier for them to accidentally fall into you and mutilate you with said nails.
ankle socks can be a tease on the right gal. sometimes those colours and patterns add to a gal’s allure more than they look ‘cute’ with the patterns.
maybe with some boy-style undies.
I prefer the lower cut ankle socks, personally
Naked ankles (shudder). What’s next naked calves?
I used to date a guy who had a thing for ankles, he really loved to rub the soft skin just below my ankle this would turn into great foreplay followed by even greater sex. It was a bit strange at first but who knew ankles could be so sexy.
Mole Rat I really wish more people would attend to the health/appearance of their toe nails. Doesn’t take that long to clip them or file them nicely. *sigh*
I only wear ankle socks. I find they’re the best with sneakers, actually and look WAY better when you’re wearing a capri length gym pant.
this bitch is so wrong on every level….
and no-one assaults my ear dreams, cause I’m asleep when I’m having them.
Honestly Peanutbuttercup_goldfish, you come up with
“It will blow lint in your eyes and make loud assualting nosies to your ear dreams, disperse smelly fumes of ocean water and water Lilly shit to scare you off. It may even vibrate to the right slightly to throw you off. It’s no use to fight these ninja warriors of metal. “
All of which is pretty awesome, but you can’t come up with a clever title?
Next time I’m at an appliance store, I’m asking for the “ninja warriors of metal” section. That was an entertaining bitch OP.
Seriously?
Try to fucking imagine how little I care!
… maybe with some boy-style undies.
Posted by Donairious BIG on July 23, 2009 at 4:30 PM
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I’m not saying a word, but I’m laughing my ass off.
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Look! It uses “laughing” as code for “masturbating to child pornography”!
Yup. It’s ol Handjob, alright!
Lols