Friday at 2:15pm you pulled up and parked in the handicapped parking stop in front of a fast food chicken joint in Fairview, waddled into the restaurant. There was nothing visible wrong with you that would classify you as handicapped, you were just fat; the kind of fat that would make Grimace look like an athlete. So my question to you is, if your obesity makes you “disabled” or “handicapped,” then why the fuck are you eating this unhealthy deep fried chicken? —That’ll Be $16.48 Please
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
You’re pissed because her obesity gives her better parking than you? Who is winning here; you, or her?
Some people are too stupid to stop stuffing their faces.
I saw no mention of gender in the b!tch so not sure whether it was a her/him/undecided.
Maybe she/she has a handicap. There is no mention of one of those handicap cards you put on the rearview mirror. Certainly the addiction to that fat laden chicken might qualify as a handicap.
why don’t you just wish this horrific ordeal on them?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/19/ee…
I’m sure it’d get em up off their fat asses and racing to the hospital.
Is the restaurant manager upset that a fat handicapped person used the handicapped parking to spend money at the restaurant?
I knew a guy who messed up his back and went from athlete to fat ass. His back was the cornerstone to his fitness. Once his back went, he became fat and lwgit disabled.
I point this out because sometimes our inner critic (“you fat bastard!”) overpowers our empathetic inner voice. And there are invisible disabilities. Noone asks me when I park, because I have a chair, and lost a leg.
Did Chicken Boy have a parking permit for the blue spot? I find that’s a good place to start. Even though it’s not impossible to flimflam your way into one, they’re a good indication of actual disability. But sometimes some dude’s handicapped dad dies, and he inherits the permit.
Dude was fat- none of your/our business.
Legit disabled parking- check for a permit/call the cops.
Exfoliating naked in a pool of live eels. I think I’ll scratch that off my bucket list. Nice one zZz.
Maybe they have a speech impediment?? 😉
I’ve heard that the guidelines for getting a disable permit are pretty ridiculous. Like not being able to use a phone qualifies and you can get a parking permit for it. Go figya.
lol but what’s wrong with his legs Dartmouthy!?
I hope you checked for a permit OP.
50/50 chance he’s allowed to park there.
I’m all about awareness troon….
wheelie, it does happen more often than not because they get used to a usual food regime…
and find it hard to cut calories when the activity level dies off.
I’ve had a rough time with that myself….
hard to go from eating 5-6 consistent meals every day down to a paltry 2000 calories (2 meals… maybe 3 small ones)…all consumed by the basal metabolism because you physically aren’t doing a damn thing.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/1…
with obese people it’s sometimes hard to tell but she could have been pregnant, even heavily pregnant. Which is technically considered grounds for claiming you’re disabled.. which (i’ve never been pregnant but from what i’ve heard) sort of is.
Obesity shouldn’t earn you a parking permit any more than addiction to crack should earn you a parking permit. Flame me if you want. It’s absolutely 100% how i feel.
it doens’t make sense “I’m overweight from poor diet and lack of exercise so give me a permit that ensures i don’t have to do any exercise when i stop to cater to my poor diet”
the FUCK!?
The OB is a completely fucked up asshole with the brains of a gnat (my apologies to gnats). When the fuck did you get your MDs and when did yuo examine the driver to determine if they had a handicap. People with handicaps come in all shapes and sizes. Do everyone a favour and fuck off.
OP, you can buy “handicap parking” placards that hang from your rear view mirror online. Best of all, no one ever questions it and you get the best parking spots. I bet that’s how the fat fried ass got that parking spot.
Fucking men and their higher BMRs! I work my bum off at the gym six times a week just so I can eat 1700 cals a day and still lose! And with the insulin, even that’s iffy. 🙁
Now the permits have the exp date on the front so ppl who ‘inherited’ the permit in their window can’t use them forever.
Maybe he has a horrible case of dyslexia?
And you’re Dr. who? Oh, that’s right, your not OB, so who the fuck are you to judge a person on their outward appearance, or by what they eat. You don’t know shit about this person but you’re full of opinions based of nothing. So, to use your logic, you’re a fucking shithead based on what I’ve read here.
Do anyone know what the bitch is about? Is the fat guy just another human being that decided to park in a handicap spot or does he have a handicap permit?
OP, we want to know more details.
Not all disabilities are visible.
Disabled people come in all sizes.
Tolerance for others seems a rare commodity. Insignifigant opinions, not so rare.
Wheeliep notwithstanding.
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Disabled people come in all sizes.
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I was hoping you’d say “shapes and sizes”, so I could tell everyone I’m a 15 foot rhombus…
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Tolerance for others seems a rare commodity
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Agreed. This Bitch looms like a way to shit on fatties.
Bravo. Way to go out on a limb.
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Wheeliep notwithstanding.
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Why do you have to continually point out that I cannot stand?!?
Jus’ kiddin’.
I’m a *whatnow*, notwithstanding? I think I cut and pasted all my understanding out of this Bitch!
If I was really fat, I would not be going to McDonald’s. Maybe it’s just me, but that seems a little counterproductive in more ways than one ;D.
Like I said it’s a 50/50 shot. The guy could have just been a fat, otherwise perfectly able bodied jerk who parked in the handicapped spot.
Perhaps they could issue a Porkers Permit? It would be bright red and have the picture of a huge swine on it, the legs could be splayed outwards to show how much blubber they’re forced to hold up, I know swine don’t have blubber but I like the word.
It doesn’t matter if I’m fat or skinny, I still think it’s a waste of pavement to have 8 handicap stalls when 2 are full, and the other 6 are empty…..all the time!
I think the regulations that make handicapped parking mandatory were never meant to create waste. There ought to be a way to reclaim unused stalls. Put 15min max parking meters on them, and direct the funds to a charity like Waramps for children.
OB, my mother has handicapped parking and has nothing visibly wrong with her. Little do YOU know, she had both her knees completely replaced at once and has trouble on them. You wouldn’t know this unless she were wearing shorts in which you’d notice her scars. How about minding your business and stop jumping to your own conclusions?
Poor sebigfag. Homosexuality isn’t a disability; it’s a crime against humanity!