To the assholes who broke into my car last night,
YOU SUCK!! Do you have nothing better to do then break into people’s cars, steal their shit and pawn it off to make a quick buck? What the hell is wrong with you?!
Why don’t you get a real job you lazy assholes? I can understand when people are in a tough spot; I’ve been there and am still there now! Which is why I work more then 80 hours a week at two fulltime jobs to make ends meet! Is it easy? NO!! But nothing ever is!
The crazy thing is I bust my ass to even move to a better area that’s supposedly “safer”. Guess not! When I lived in the “bad” part of town, no one ever touched my car or my place or me! They respected each other, worked hard for their money and basically kept to themselves. Then I move to the “better” part of town and my car gets broken into? AND this is the second time in a year!! I know it’s probably some rich kids with nothing better to do then waste their time acting like thugs. I’d like to see how long those little bitches would last out in my old neighbourhood. Seriously; grow the fuck up.
Basically, fuck you. I work my ass to the bone to afford nice things for me and then you smash my window in the dead of night. Are you proud of yourself? I hope that someone catches you trying to pawn my stereo off and call the cops; it would serve you right you selfish, ignorant thief!!
Karma’s a bitch by the way; hope she catches up with you soon!! And once again, FUCK YOU!!!
—pissed off and car-less
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2009.


Unfortunately, Karma is not a bitch and WILL NOT catch up to the car-jackers until the next life.
Do your research on universal energies first, OP.
In response to your question OP, no they do not have anything better to do. Your posessions that you worked so hard for have probably now been fenced to pay for some lazy assholes next crack fix. The lesson to be learned here is to NEVER leave anything of value in your vehicle.
Connect a cut-off electrical wire to your car’s frame and plug it into an outdoor outlet…it’ll shock the shit out of them.
someone broke into my car and stole $1.54 the other day. i hate haloifax
At least they left the car.
When I lived in Wolfville my parents’ car was stolen right out of the driveway some random wednesday night around 3am. We know it was 3am because our insurance agent saw the whole deal go down. They robbed the store across the street of all their cigarettes and jacked our car as the “getaway” car…and our fucking car insurance agent saw the entire fucking thing go down.
If that shit can happen in Bumfuck, NS, I’m surprised they just broke a window to jack your shit.
We got the car back, but the only reason we did was because there wasn’t enough gas in it to make it back to Hfx and they dumped it somewhere near Windsor. We didn’t even know the car was gone until the cops called to tell us they found it.
Here are some tips:
1. Electrify your car radio (there are directions for doing it on the internet) so all you do is follow the yellow trail to the culprit.
2. Razor Blades… lots of them. There are so many neat little places in your car that you can line with razor blazes. All along the leading edges of your stereo (inside the dash of course) is the best option… or just be creative based on your partidular make and model. If nothing else the above gives you some sense of “fuck you” to the people who break into your car.
It never gets easier either… I am on BandE number 3 as far as cars go and every time is like a big ole $200-$900 dollar punch in the gut.