I thought I would mourn the loss of you/us for much longer
But instead I feel like a heavy weight has been lifted from me
A friend you are not
..you go out of your way to be critical of myself and others
You could care less about anyone elseÂ’s feelings but your own
You fashion your tales of yesterday together and vomit them up at will
You are a demeaning, miserable, withered up old creature
.a bottom feeder stealing otherÂ’s treasures
.you are sad and cannot be trusted
You are going nowhere
I feel sorry for you at times
.but most of the time I believe youÂ’ve gotten your just desserts.
—CupCake
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2009.
Tag guy must have called in sick today. No breakup or bus bitch tages?
People still take the bus?
Gee so this is who my ex is dating. LOL.
Sounds like someones in love…
These ones always make me laugh a little.
“blah blah blah, you suck, i’m so over it, you got what you deserved, blah blah blah, i’m so much better than you and i feel sorry for you, blah blah.”
Jesus fucking christ, if the weight lifted was that heavy, why are you sitting around taking up space on this board with such a petty, useless bitch? Seems like you haven’t really moved on at all and you’re just dwelling.
Oh Bro Tim…you dated her too eh…? Feck that miserable bitch makes her rounds…
Agreed with all comments. Smee too feels likewise.
Rather than offer a whole new bitch myself, may I express a wee bitchlette with an expression used in the OB?………..thanks.
“You could care less about anyone else’s feelings but….”
No, no, no. It’s: “You could not care less”!! For fuck sake get it right. It’s akin to the double negative, you reverse the meaning by saying it wrong. It is of course spoken abbreviated as: “You couldn’t care less.” That seems to make some people miss the negative aspect of the expression……………………..ah….there I feel better now.
And it’s not Tastless, it’s TASTELESS. Grade 2 called, they’re begging for you to come back.
Maybe your misspelling of “just deserts” to “just desserts” was a pun, cupcake?
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/just-de…
ROFLMAO
Um wtf did you take time from your busy day at work today to write this poetic crap? Hilarious and get a life, “cupcake”….
I was skimming over the LTWWB section on the main page, read this “bitch” & I was like I can’t believe someone would write this, whatever this is, but then I had to click through and read the comments, and had a GOOD laugh 🙂 I love the one “Grade 2 is calling” how appropriate.
And I totally agree, they are so not over their “lost” friend…
The Bitcher/OP here definitely is giving lots of clues as to why they were dumped as a friend… It’s pretty easy to see… everything is all about you, how you feel – ever think about how your former friend feels, if you are bitching on here, likely you are bitching behind their backs too about how untrustworthy they are etc. Grow UP!!
Maybe your former friend, you know the demeaning, miserable, withered up old creature/bottom feeder, MAYBE they don’t like you and maybe you should get over it. You sound pretty miserable yourself. Get some therapy, hon…
Smee, “You could not care less” is a double negative, like you said. It adds up to something like “you care more”. The OP had it right with “you could care less”.
@kay – actually, kay, you are wrong, and Smee is correct.
the OP should have said, ‘You COULDN’T care less about anyone…”
perhaps you and OP might benefit from some remedial english lessons?
epic fail
kay, the double negative is a mathematical equation merely. nice try though.
but to second mole rat – epic fail.