why did you honk at me? why? i passed you on oxford and you pulled in in front of you and waited for the green at jubilee. i didnt cut you off, i was in front of you by, like a mile- it took you years to catch up to me (my luck driving through a fresh green light). but then you honked at me. I just really really fail to see why you would be so ignorant. furthermore you old bagget, you honked at me as I was driving down quinpool…. WHY??????? you werea complete nuisance. you looked at me and yelled something- because I can totally hear you, assbag. you fucking suck.
— you are an old fool
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2009.
OB……Is this your first honking?………Chill out.
sheesh, OP just so you know, if I happen to be driving behind someone who say…has a flat tire, I’ll honk to try to let them know. Not all honking is bad.
WHY is this goose honking at me? I came to the zoo to chill out and this feathered fucker is HONKING at me! WHY are you doing this to me? What did I ever do to you? I paid a quarter for this fucking corn and I demand to know…get back here….stop waddling away….WHY, WHY, WHYYYYYYIIIIIEEEEEE???
Fallingangels! Where the heck were ya?
Haha, wifey! you made my morning.
I gave a friendly toot to a woman one time at a green light because she was digging in her purse or something and didn’t notice the light had changed. I was even smiling, she gave me the finger and roared off…??? I was just tryin’ to be nice…
hah you should have waived
WOW SOMEONE HONKED AT YOU WITH THEIR CAR HORN OMG THEY SHOULD BE SHOT WITH A BALL OF THEIR OWN SHIT!
Sometimes people do things on the road they don’t realize they’ve done, OP. I’ve driven with people who have been honked at and was like “WTF, why’d that bitch honk at me?” and I said “probably because you were inching over the line?” and they were like “oh. I didn’t realise”….I mean even the most attentive driver can miss a thing here or there.
So chill the fuck out already! And if it REALLY makes you mad, give them the finger and move on with your day.