Ok, so I know I’m outnumbered here, because so many people drink coffee, but I have to say this. I can’t stand all you coffee addicts who act like you’re drinking gold everytime you get a cup. I don’t want to hear about how cranky you are in the morning before you get a cup of joe, or about the headaches due to lack thereof. You’re addicted the the stuff, that’s why you need it so badly, and I don’t need to be edjucated on your addiction anymore than I need to hear about the problems from cigarette addiction.
And I really don’t need to see the mini orgasm you have everytime you get a sip, it makes me want to punch you in the stomach so you’ll spit it back out.
—Not addicted to coffee, and happy about it.
This article appears in Jul 9-15, 2009.
That last sentence was priceless.
Yep.
Oh really,
That must be similar to the feeling I get when I breathe in all the second hand smoke, and yet it still happens… Get over it… Us non smokers have too…
Sorry that was harsh, Ive had a sip of my coffee and I apologize OP…
I must be the only person here who has never drank a (hot) cup of coffee in his life. Don’t see the appeal behind it; sure it smells good but that’s about it.
What I cannot comprehend is the coffee addicts in the summer time in 25+ degree weather. They make comments about “how hot it is” and “needing a drink” then proceed to down a extra-large triple-hot from Tim’s or Starbucks.
I’m so hooked, I drink it til I can’t do math anymore.
A coffee orgasm is the only orgasm I get. LOL. And it doesn’t bitch back.
HaHa… I can only imagine the flack your going to get for that comment Bro Tim, but amusing none the less!
Hey, I’m a true coffee junkie – I use it for eyewash, toothpaste, shampoo and the occasional enema. Not with TH’s though – too much fucking sludge. I can’t believe people are addicted to that bitter, scalding swill from Coffee Purgatory.
I don’t give a shit who’s addicted to coffee and who isn’t, but what really makes me want to put kick someone in the genitals is when they use their lack of morning coffee to justify treating other like shit because they’re in a crappy mood. Not MY problem you’re addicted to coffee.
I’ve heard “Slim’s” puts MSG in their coffee, TTFN — so that’s why a lot of people get addicted to it, I’m guessing. I know people who have willingly admitted it’s crap and then drank a couple cups and BAM addiction.
I used to have a serious diet pepsi addiction — it was the caffeine I was addicted to; so much so that I could drink 2Ls of the crap and still be sleepy. I could even drink an energy drink and go to bed and sleep fine. I decided last summer that enough was enough (because damn caffeine fucks with your digestive tract — makes you constipated as hell, no joke. Coffee has a rep for making you shit, but nope, your poop chaute’ll work 110% better if you cut the caffeine) and I cut the caffeine out of my diet. I feel soooooo much better and I don’t get a migraine like headache when I don’t get a glass of something caffeinated by 10am. Now when I drink something with caffeine I’m WIRED and if it’s past a certain point in the day I have trouble sleeping at night, which is fuk’d because I generally sleep like a brick.
You’d sleep like a kitten……………….wouldn’t you?
I often realize I’m close to having too much coffee when I can smell fresh brew while I’m peeing. Gotta slow down the intake at that point.
Yep.
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….It’s perfect.
Sweeeet……………A heated vibrating bed for a pussy.
I just had a coffee orgasm and “edjucated” all over the fucking place….
Clean it up!………..Smartypants!
I hate coffee. Even hate the smell. Not to mention the damn caffeine. You should read what that shit does to your body. Although…for those of you who smoke…I guess I’m kind of barking up the wrong tree here. lol
Living causes dying, ……….without a doubt.
Coffee enhances the process.
……..justsmeeing
lol Smee
Smee, that was amazing.
I need my tea to get my day started. Coffee then keeps me going.
OH i think someone missed there coffee this morning…
You should check out “Stuff White People Like”, the book or the website. There’s a funny piece about coffee.
ok, I am a total addict I admit it. However, I hate when people can’t eat or drink ANYTHING without moaning and groaning about it. I love my first cup of coffee of the day but going on like you are injecting straight heroin into your veins just makes you an obnoxious idiot.
I used to work with a girl who would roll her eyes and moan and groan every time she put something in her mouth that was even remotely tasty. It was such a production I couldn’t eat lunch around her anymore.
Love! haha Coffee tastes like ass! And as for cig smokers I fucking hate you
Ginko, that’s ok we luvs ya anyway.
I wrote this bitch, and it’s mostly because of being around a bunch of people like LL described recently that drove me over the edge. I find coffee drinkers are the worst for this, they drag you all over the city to get their favorite coffee, and then make a huge orgasmic production about drinking every sip.
Especially if it’s their first cup of the day. They act all pissed off and horrible, blaming it on the lack of coffee, which is annoying, but then they make it worse by the huge song and dance they perform over every drink.
“They all act pissed off and horrible…” Um, I don’t and I love the stuff. Way to generalize. I have decided to seriously cut back though because it really is bad for you.
Actually, coffee being bad for you is debatable. http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/d…
yea i am not to bad if i dont have it first thing in the morning although i feel it but i dont bitch and moan about it i just get it! I would sya its part of my routine
good coffee is delicious. like, better than chocolate. i am fortunate in that lack of coffee doesn’t make me cranky. and yeah, that old fluff about coffee being bad for you has fallen out of favour. it can actually be quite beneficial in moderate amounts (or so they say this week; stay tuned for next week’s reports that it causes cancer and infertility)
Good coffee can be a treat in the morning and a little caffeine once in a while doesn’t hurt…but trust me, DO NOT form a caffeine dependency. It happened to me once and took me almost a month to get rid of – day and night of withdrawral symptoms that could be described as wanting to kill every person that pisses you off, insomnia, and a perpetual bad mood. It sucks.
Why would you quit Dino? I can’t think of a good reason.
PAS: I know the kind of people you’re bitching about – but it’s not (IMO) a trait specific to coffee drinkers. You see the same thing with smokers and drinkers a lot. You see it in people taking a drink of water on a hot day (AHHHHHHH!).
Some people are just douchey by nature.
My mom gets up an hour early and leaves 45 minutes before she has to in the morning so she can get her coffee at a certain coffee place in SS. She won’t even accept rides in the morning when my dad offers because she “has to get [her] coffee.”
I enjoy a cup of coffee (decaf skinny caramel soy lattes are my thing, actually), but I wouldn’t drag my ass out of bed at 5:30 to get one.
And I agree with Dino: kicking a caffeine addiction is torture, although I know a few people (NGF, in particular) who kicked it pretty easily. He was on a steady diet of 3-4 rockstar energy drinks/day up until Jan and seemingly gave it up just like that with no problem. Fucker.
coffee = <3 (love for me)
I had one cup of joe in my life and didn’t see what the big deal was. My caffeine addiction was in diet pop. I tried kicking it cold turkey, but I think my brain snapped after 2 weeks. Instead, I simply cut way back on the stuff and maybe just have it with fast food. I used to take a 710ml bottle of diet Coke/Pepsi (I have no preference) with me to get me through a shift. Now I take a Coke Zero bottle, fill that up with water, and drink as needed. Honestly, I sleep a lot better now.
You know you’ve had a lot of caffeine when you can’t tell if your cell phone is vibrating… Or it’s just you
Honestly, I’ve never gotten a caffine high or a sugar high for that matter….never really understood it????
Takes more than that I guess!!!!