We all have free will and the ability to make our own decisions that is way I choose to sit… to relieve myself that is. Why do so many men feel that just because they can stand up and piss means that they have to?
There is a time and place for standing to piss, for example; urinals, the woods, and dirty bar toilets to name a few, but when you are at your own home or are a guest at someone else’s place why not sit down and try to keep the place clean?
Picture this, I hand you a glass full of water and tell you to pour it into a bucket without spilling any. Where would you pour this water from 2 feet above the bucket or 1 inch above the bucket? Which one makes more sense as to not spilling any water?
I want to see who is man enough to agree with me on this topic, and anyone who says they can’t sit down to piss because their cock is too huge is a dumbass, where do you put your cock when you sit down to take a shit?
Anyway this rant is done. Sorry, it wasn’t much of a bitch, more of a statement. —Pissed Off
This article appears in Sep 1-7, 2011.
We stand, because we can.
We stand in the can cuz we CAN stand. Understand, man?
Do you honestly have that much trouble hitting the pisser from 2 ft away?
dude, you have to keep some of the mystery alive….
So, let me get this straight: Somebody’s in the can with you? Mocking you? Your hosts accompany you to the bathroom to observe? If not, then we care what you do in there why?
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http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/12/13/40-of…
Who knew? :S
I think this is more my style:
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/Marriage/Plea…
Oh piss off.
I think sitting to pee is a fabulous idea for all y’all chaps out there if it’s 3am and you’re half asleep and you didn’t bother turning the bathroom light on (or even if you did).
Thank GOD I don’t have to share a bathroom, and never had to, really, but when I had to share a co ed bathroom in quebec I wanted to vomit every time I went in — all I could smell was old urine and my flip flops would stick to the floors. *shudder*
I can no longer wear pink flip flops for psychological reasons.
I’ll piss how I please, thanks. And yes, sometimes my penis does touch the inside of the toilet bowl, and that fucking disgusts me, so I try to avoid it.
And I’ll avoid sitting on a strangers toilet seat too, as much as I can. I don’t like urinals because of splash back, so I don’t want to piss 2 inches away from the toilet bowl either.
Was this TMI? Probably, but that’s how I handle nosy ass questions, I answer them and then tell people they shouldn’t ask questions they don’t really want the answers to. How I piss is my business.
As for avast’s article, I’m disgusted. If your man can’t hit the bowl, make him clean it up, don’t install some device that forces him to pee sitting down. I’ve had a couple male room mates and it was never an issue. Is it emasculating? Well that’s kind of like asking if something is degrading. If someone feels emasculated/degraded, then they have been emasculated or degraded.
It’s the last male ritual left standing (pardon the pun) after the femi-nazis hauled us off to the human rights tribunals for any other gender biased issue.
Let the bile replies begin……
“And yes, sometimes my penis does touch the inside of the toilet bowl, and that fucking disgusts me, so I try to avoid it.”
That big eh?
do you have stumpy legs thomas^^
Mine is only 2 inches….FROM THE FLOOR! (Huh? eh? get it? See what I did ther..oh forget it.)
i can’t resist the call of the python http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ
Oh! Jolly good!
lol it’s all relative PK
Sorry, my cock is too huge
I’m guessing it’s that stupid song… not going to bother with the link this time breadlady…
sick of it.
if you sit… it also makes it easier to stroke your pussy…..
cat.
well la dee dah, i am so sorry to bore you
Frig, even breadlady’s not off limits from zed’s wrath.
lol @ lah dee dah. I’d check your youtube link if I wasn’t at work, PG. My legs aren’t stumpy in the least bit. I’m about 6 ft (Ok, Ok, 5’11”) and I’d say they’re proportionate to my body.
OoooooooH oooohhhhhh hay! I’m 5’3″ *eagerly puts hand in air like that bitch from harry potter*
it’s only the penis song by monty python…i’m 5’11” too, or 180 cm. it’s otay ms kitty, i am a wrathful person sometimes http://images.cheezburger.com/completestor…
I thought it might have been that song. I certainly agree, having a dick is awesome.
5’3″ is a good height PK. I liked tall women for a long time but it presented challenges. Nothin wrong with short chicks whatsoever. There’s a lot right with them actually:)
An oldie but a goodie
Big Man Big Dick
Small Man All Dick
Sit down? LOL, no thanks. If it’s not my toilet, why would I care where the piss ends up? It’s not like I will be the one cleaning it up. Stand and pee freely. PS – women, go ahead and do it too….if you’re talented enough.
I’m with TJ, I don’t like my manhood touching the inside of the bowl. As long as you shoot right into the water and don’t splash against the back part of the bowl there should be no mess. No sit down needed for #1.
OP, I am woman enough to agree with you on this topic. The splash back from standing to urinate is disgusting. Now that I no longer share my bathroom with any males the floor and walls near the toilet no longer need to be hosed down because of urine spray on a regular basis.
It’s funny enough considering sebastian cross his legs when he pees.
Sorry, troo, the physics involved make it impossible not to splash when liquid is released from a standing height.
I started to read this thread, and decided, well fuck that. I’ve been sitting for quite some time now, before this bitch was ever posted. It’s convenient, it’s simple, it’s done in the dark, done in daylight . There is no ” aiming ” at the target as it were. Sebastard, I’m not surprised coming from you, ” not my toilet, why would I care where the piss ends up or cleaning it ” Everyone else flames your comments, I thought I’d join the clan. Back to the topic at hand. Aiming is so over rated, whether sober or not. I’ve seen guys trying to aim into a urinal while inebriated with epic failures, including falling backward on ones asses. Sitting is simple, quiet, and effective, and BTW leave the seat down when done, the better half will much appreciate it.
if someone put a talking device like that on my toilet, I would piss in it’s mouth and fry the circuits.
I shall exercise my right to piss standing up and will defend the rights of those who do. BTW crabs jump.
I wonder if the guy would talk with a gurgling sound while i was pissing in the mouth?
Tommy — I love being short as I am adorable and being tall would probably inhibit the whole ‘adorable’ thing.
maybe some dudes should try cleaning up their stale, stinky, dried on piss sometime. i am not afraid to say that i sit, and don’t see a problem why most or all males don’t either. it is cleaner and just as easy to do.
i understand that sometimes, like in the middle of the woods you can’t, but for fuck’s sake, how many of you men actually go there?
i have worked as a cleaner in the past, and never would i do that again, for any amount of money. some people are filthy disgusting fucking pigs. more so the higher paid ones. lawyers are the worst. they leave a bathroom looking like a disaster area, after only going for a piss.
I stand because I have female help.
“The royal penis is clean, Your Highness” ROFL
LMAO @ Guyute! I’m going to watch that movie tonight now.
Seb only cares about peeing when it’s done in his mouth. I heard he has people stand behind Justin Bieber posters that have a hole cut-out in it and he pretends he’s bathing in one of those public baths/fountains in Florence.
Totally reminds me of that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode!! 🙂
I’d rather the splash back get on the walls than on my dick, OC, that’s unsanitary, risky, and just plain disgusting. Like I said earlier I’ve had a couple male room mates, it’s never been an issue. The real issue is people not bothering to aim properly and cleaning up after themselves,
On more occasions than I care to remember, I’ve had a dozen dudes in my house drinking the night away, many pisses were taken and I’m willing to bet none of them were taken sitting down, and my bathroom wasn’t pissy afterwards. Some people are just assholes.
Sometimes shit does happen, like when the stream splits, I hate that, but I don’t like putting my junk too close to a surface that people’s feces touch. It’s especially risky if you’re uncircumcised as most, or about half or Canadian men are.
Also, much of the time, particularly in the morning, when men have to pee they have an erection. It’s impossible to pee sitting down with a boner, as a matter of fact it can be difficult standing up, you have to kind of bow.
PK: It’s true, I’ve yet to hear a tall girl/woman described as “adorable” that title seems to reserved for the vertically challenged.
lol Larry David pees sitting. Is that what you want us all to turn into? Cuz that guy’s a dick, no matter how hilarious he or his show might be.
Donarious, that was a classic scene… *sigh* imagine.
Eh, just imagine a gay Neil Goldman from Family Guy getting peed on and gargling with it. But the lisp isn’t caused by a retainer.
UGG I can’t stand cleaning up male’s piss slop from MY toilet. My friend who seems to only shit when he comes to my place, had the runs when he came over recently. That was super fun for ME to clean up. FUCKING GOD DAMN DICKCUNT JERK FUCKER. FUCK. UGGG and people wonder why I’m such a germaphobe. Stop getting your excrement and bodily fluids in my home and maybe I won’t have to dedicate so much time to cleaning and freaking out and then cleansing my entire body in Comet (jk about the Comet part). I wish I could just refuse to have anyone in my home but that would just make me uber crazy.
What happened Mel, did he miss the entire toilet? Why didn’t he clean it up himself?
Ah yes TJ, the split stream. You’re never ready for it, some hair or something is glued with dried semen at the opening and forks the pee stream in two different directions. That’s when sitting down might have been a better option.
Should change the title to ‘stand up for the right to stand’ because the factions are trying to pressure us into sitting down.
It was all on the under part of the toilet seat, so I didn’t see it until the next day when I was doing my usual cleaning ;D. I could have made him clean it up himself but he rarely cleans anything, so I imagine he would just use pee and snotty tissues to wipe it off.
how is the new abode melectric?
It’s marvelous PG :D. It’s smaller than my old place but the layout is good and my kitteh likes the two large windows, one overlooking a pigeon hangout and one overlooking people who look like little critters from the height we’re at. I am so in love with elevators and the laundry room I don’t have to cross the street to get to :D. Annnnd I love that I can buzz people in and not have to wait by a window then traverse down a couple flights of narrow, windy stairs to let them in. Not to mention how close I am to my fave Thai restaurant :D!