To the girl who wears a kilt and has one dreadlock in her hair… I think I love you. Your style and humour is so amazing and your perverted jokes get me sexually aroused. I hope to see you again soon on the bus.
xoxo —The Stalker in da Back

This article appears in Aug 25-31, 2011.

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  2. well I would say the odds of there being two weirdos with just one dreadlock is surprisingly high. there are a lot of freaks out there.

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