im am going to take so much shit for this but Im having a crappy morning so when i say ” small, 1/2 sweet caramel coretto” i actually mean “small 1/2 sweet caramel coretto” i cant drink this sweet sticky shit… so thanks for ripping me off. AGAIN. I swear this happens everytime i go – but u are the only ‘breakfasty’ place in my vicinity so i think im gonna start waking up earlier

—plz just feel my frustration for a minute.

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  1. Not being able to pay for all my medical supplies and services which leaves me in much pain daily never mind what it does to my quality of life and overall lack of functionality and the stress to my family cannot be calculated….all this makes it hard for me to sympathize with you…

    sorry maybe I am just having bad day too.. 🙁

  2. ouch… mcgayle hope your day brightens up the weather is not helping!

    As for the sweet caramel coretto that seems like ti would be a sweet drink if you want bitter ask for breakfest blend.

  3. I get the same thing OP, they never make it 1/2 sweet… Always as if they put a cup of sugar in it… I get an extra expresso shot to take the sweetness out, and I do agree it is a piss off no matter how many people start ripping on you…

  4. Maybe the place was being robbed and they were hoping you’d come back in through the rear and blow the punk away.

  5. Whatever happened to making your own coffee at home? Then it is exactly the way you want. Not so difficult really.

  6. maybe stop supporting a mega-corporation with no fair trade policy?

    your dollars are going to the investors of this brand, not the farmers that are barely surviving. and that, my friend, makes you a douchebag.

    …just a thought.

  7. Down with capitalism, higher tier coffee shops, pesticides, steroids and mainstream (popular) music!

    Get on your banana bike, sell your car, don’t go to any store that has more than one location (brands are EVIL!) and go home to grow your fucking chickens in your backyard already!

    Now excuse me while I go rinse my menstral cup – all this excitement has me making a double clamato ceasar down there.

  8. I worked in a cafe which sounds much like the one you’re harassing. Lose the attitude & they’ll lose the sweet. Just be glad they’re not giving you decaf, which is my revenge of choice…or are they?

  9. “your dollars are going to the investors of this brand”

    True, but a lot of those investors are pension funds for unions and government employees (or individuals trying to fund their retirement) not necessarily evil… so not so simple.

    Still, better to make your own or support local coffee shops if a few bucks doesn’t matter to you.

    As always, easier said than done (at least for me). I’ve had the same problem as the OP due to a caffeine fascination, and it’s annoying.

  10. A coretto is a carroto after a double dildo, iced blended, mountain grown, pony piss tasting styrofoam cup of pompous fucking caffeine addiction.

  11. TTFN , that is the only way I drink coffee. It is why I don’t drink the coffee from the shops that are on almost every corner of every street in Canada. It tastes burnt & their secrete process of running their water through 100ft of rubber hose before they brew it adds to the ‘unique’ taste as well.
    I suppose I should write a bitch about how many times I have ordered a black coffee & the server has gotten it wrong (how can you possibly screw up a black coffee)

  12. “1/2 sweet caramel coretto”….what….the….fuck….

    I dunno what that is, but it sounds like the downfall of society based on the comments I’ve read…I shall never order this “1/2 sweet caramel coretto”.

  13. I drink tea, it’s a lot harder for people to screw up. Especially when they just hand you a cup of hot water and a tea bag and charge you $2.

  14. I like my coffee like I like my men…strong and black.
    I like my drinks like I like my men too…Fruity, and under an Umbrella.

  15. I like my whiskey like I like my women….15 years old and mixed up with coke.

    Sorry, that one’s really awful, but I couldn’t resist. My apologies to the humorless and easily-offended 🙂

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