The car in front of me said no, to which you just walked away, towards my car. I motioned no, and you proceeded to soap half my windshield and turn and walk away. And then look back and glare at me from your “safe” side of the street. WHAT THE FUCK, asshole?? If I was a dude and didn’t have my name and company info on the back window of my car, I would have been doing more at that red light than trying to wash the shit off my windshield with the wipers (and thanks to you, i have a lovely BROWN streaky windshield AROUND where my wipers reach). And chick or not, I was still tempted to freak out on your dirty punk ass. Fucking LOSER. Who does that??? There was cop sitting at the next intersection. I should have reported your ass.
—Need a car wash now, thanks
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.
Summers around the band and we should almost have a Squeegie tag.
Give them kids a break i am sure they dont wake up and go YES time to Squeegie!!!
I don’t mind the Squeegees – they’ve always been pretty decent. My one beef, however, is that I really would prefer to have my windshield cleaned with something other than brown-grey harbour water.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t squeegeeing illegal? Why would the cop not have ticketed the kid?
I have an idea. Piss into a windex bottle and keep it in your car. The next time they “clean” your windshield with that muddy water, squirt them with it. What’s that you say? Gross? Ok. If pissing in a bottle is not your cup of tea, get some water from the harbour.
They must make a lot of money doing it. Well with getting piercings, tattoos, smokes (legal or illegal), booze, snacks, pets / pet food, cell phones, skateboard / bike, etc. can add up quickly.
But yet, have the same dirty old fucking beat up squeegee that look like they have been cleaning ass cracks all day with. If you’re gonna squeegee, at least take some of that income and break down and buy a new one.
But what I find funny is that they are concerned about making your windshield clean and yet most of them look like they haven’t bathed in months! I mean the soap and water is right next to you, take a second (or one of your 10 min mandatory work breaks) and give yourselves a squeegee.
WTF Jane, you actually think that these “kids” have no choice but to squeegee and hate doing it? Fuck that, these lazy asshats are bilking the system they bleed off on purpose. Do they pay taxes? Doubt it. Fuck this left wing bleeding heart bullshit. Get a real job and help support the services that make this country great.
Broc
i can def see where your coming from. I have played dice with soem of the Squeegie kids the majority of them do it in the summer while they are traveling others just do it because they dont want to work!
Clean up Halifax. Lock them up.
I don’t care about squeegee kids- let them do it. I posted the bitch, and my issue was he didn’t “wash” my windshield after I said no, he “SOAPED” it and walked away. There was no squeegee-ing taking place :-P. And the cop obviously wasn’t paying attention, I dunno. I was too busy catching an evil glare from the bastard. wtf did I do to him?? Next time I see him I’m running him over.
Just for the record, I like it when my girlfriend freaks out on my dirty punk ass. Just saying…
Okay this bitch hurt my feelings and it wasn’t even me……. lets be a lil more compassionate please….but if he soaped and did not dry…dang slap his mama for not raising him right…. ;).
compassionate? for what? Like I said, I have no problems with squeegee people- What he did was completely rude and uncalled for. I told him no, and he deliberately walked up, soaped half my windshield with muddy crap and walked away. No “compassion” here.
bobby: pissing in the windex bottle would save time because that’s all harbour water is anyway….well with a few dissolved “logs” thrown in, maybe a used condom or two and a few used tampons.
Just, I was agreeing with you…… that sounds retaliatory on his part…reminds me of the guy who asked me for bus money and I actually only had a bus ticket on me … when I told him I had nada..he damned me to hell…..
Just seen Drag me to Hell….same premise….watch who you turn down …LOL ..or else
FYI, when you spray somebody with something, anything, it’s considered assault… and so is running people over, OP. Get a coping skill.
Thank You Kay. I shall keep that in mind as I am spraying him.
By the way Kay..it is also supposedly illegal for these people to be squeegieing. So tell you what. When the cops start enforcing THAT law I will start worrying about assualting someone by spraying them
hahaha Kay, I had to laugh when you said to get a coping skill, as I seem to remember not long ago your comments about bikers and wanting to run them down in your car. Ironic isn’t it.
bobby, bylaw infraction versus criminal code. You do the math
and yeah, I’m not gonna turn this into a bike bitch but I think the highway is a dangerous place for the bike to be. I hate having to be responsible for the safety of an idiot who thinks his bike is a car and belongs on my road… but let’s not go there. There’s nothing ironic about my post.