Why can’t I ever get a woman to sleep with me more than once? I’m a 28 year old man who has only had booty calls. Every woman I ever had for a fuck buddy has left me for a serious boyfriend. Okay, I get it. A lot of women want commitment. But why did you you sleep with me and then say, “I don’t think we should hook up anymore, I really like this other guy?” And just recently, I met a girl who didn’t want a relationship, but she ditched me for another guy to fuck around with! This guy is not nearly as good-looking as I am. Seriously, why would she rather sleep with him over me? I’m good-looking, fun, and great under the sheets, plus I have a decent sized man-thing. —No sex for me
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
Clearly you are NOT good under the sheets or the girls would keep coming back for more.
Girls like guys who can also hold a conversation, make them laugh, make them feel valued and even beautiful.
Maybe you’re just some fucking dooshbag who only has your man-thing and (self professed) skills “under the sheets” to offer.
I’m in a wheelchair and lost a leg, and I do pretty well for myself(in all humility).
The problem is YOU.
Work on yourself. You’re just young and no doubt think all these shallow things are actually important. As you get older you’ll learn.
Jeez, that decent sized man-thing wouldn’t be your brain would it? Too many guys rely on the girth in their pants when it should be the girth in their craniums if they really want to blow their partner’s mind in the sack. It ain’t the size of the worm but how you wiggle the bait that counts!
“Girls like guys who can also hold a conversation …”
Ain’t that the truth!
“…I’m good-looking, fun … ” We’ll be the judge of that!
P.S. I’m giving you the side eye gurrrl plz look.
Then there’s the stuff wheelie said that happens before you even get to the bumping uglies bit. All true.
that’s because you’re a big hunk of man meat wp, and you smell good^^
I know you’re intending to complain, but it actually comes off as bragging in a way as well…
oh… woe is me… all I get is unattached, uncommitted, carnal sex and then peace and quiet for a while until another one tall enough to ride the ride hops on…. how sad for me.
speaking of man-whores…
do you at least know all their first and last names?
how about YOU try not putting out for several dates and see if they actually like YOU…
and not using you as a free hotel+vibrator
Wheelie *is* a big hunk of man meat who DOES smell good! Plus he’s hilariousssss and smart and just generally awesome to hang around with.
Maybe if you were more like that, OP, you’d get more bitchez wanting to fuck you more than once. And hay, maybe since you’re obviously so quick to fuck someone, maybe women see you as someone who’s kind of a man-whore who probably isn’t bf material. Maybe not being so quick to unzip your pants might help with that. Perhaps getting to know someone first before you have sex? You’re likely putting out the vibe that you’re easy, and sometimes some women just want an unattached easy lay, themselves. It’s not just the men who are into that shit.
Also: hate to break it to ya, but you likely aren’t that great in bed. I mean, even if the women tell you you are, it’s not like they’re gonna be all “yeah, that was lame.” They’re just not going to waste time taking their pants off again. I know I wouldn’t.
This bitch puts me in mind of something that Robin Williams once said: “You realize that God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time!”
I have to echo Wheelie and PK’s sentiments. Take the time to actually get to know the person and stop being so keen to bed them first thing. Show a little restraint. Besides, if you really hit it off with a girl and things are going really good, and you are both on the same page, the fun is in the persuit, the chase, the anticipation of having sex. It makes the actual act all that much more amazing.
I wonder if you smell OB…. if you have some weird smelly fungus in/on/around your “decent sized man thing”.
you are either a lousy sex partner, or they expect more than 5 minutes. thank fuck, i have never had that problem, the girls only stayed for the nooky. they didn’t care how much cash i had, or looks, or even charm. just wanted the hunk of canada a-1 prime sausage that i have. bragging, nah, just telling you like it is and was, is all.
Oohhhh…good point, HaliA. I never thought of that. Maybe your “decent sized man-thing” is decently sized for a reason and not a good one, i.e. inflammation due to infection. Eewwww.
I can almost guarantee that your decent-sized man-thing isnt as decent-sized as you believe. I remember a couple hook-ups i had where they thought the same thing, and they topped out at 5 inches…and sucked in the sack.
eeewww cubed…gag
To add to what rawr’s saying — length isn’t all that. It’s a combination of girth and length. Maybe your penis is really long and skinny and the only thing they can feel is it tapping their cervix (ouch!)?
I dunno, maybe I’m odd, but when a guy wants to fuck me as soon as he meets me, I tend not to think he has any intention of dating me. Maybe that’s the vibe you give off?
dude, we’re not talkin weenie roasters…
how about some king kielbasa?
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-06…
That’s one big sausage!
Try playing on Sebastians team, he’ll take all cummers!
Nsfm – What everybody else said.
If there isn’t a second time, then you’re the problem. Speaking of a second/third time…can you, do you?
Why do I have to click “Continue reading >” to see this bitch?
Or maybe, just maybe, we are turning it all around, Big Fella. Maybe that’s all WE want, a good fuck and see ya later. Maybe we are trying on all kinds of guys, leaving a bunch of exhausted, quivering men in our wake, looking for the next one? Embracing the inner slut and loving ’em and leaving ’em.
Because we all know what comes next, right? Cooking, cleaning, washing the shit tracks out of your underwear… I say fuck dat and fuck you. But only once:)
Sounds like you suck in the sack, op (and not in a good way). Pick up the clue phone. It’s for you.
i don’t know snubiz, but that’s a great picture. cat in a box, cats in the background and a clawed chesterfield. we had a maine coon cat, that could destroy furniture in seconds http://www.popularpets.net/cats/pictures/m…
One summer I read about a hot trend among Filipino men who had a glass marble (or maybe just half of one) embedded under the skin on the top of the penis. Apparently, it provided immense satisfaction to their lady friends…I kept bringing it up in conversation for a few weeks, hoping it would catch on here, but no luck, so I gave it up. If you get this procedure, OP, let us know how it works for you. Actually, just mentioning that you have this built in French tickler should get you some action.
If they’re not coming back there is one, and only one, common demoninator here: you.
Clearly you’re not as hot between the sheets as you think you are. And that decent sized man-thing you say you have likely isn’t. And if it is, do you know what to do with it? Its more than a few “oh baby”s, and a couple of ins and outs.
Listen, chicks like sex as much as you guys do. What we don’t like is bad sex. I don’t know about the other ladies but I won’t go back for a second round of bad sex. And it probably wouldn’t hurt ya to start thinking with your other head. You know, we are more than just something to stick your willy into. Get to know us, have some intelligent conversation with us…then see if they start coming back around. If not, you’re likely just a bad lay.
Pauvre NSFM.
Thanks! That’s Ogden in the box. He’s quite a gentleman and also a peacekeeper so he’s often called Constable Ogden! I love Maine Coon cats! We had a 17 pounder (and not even fat!) that looked like one but was a just a plain old domestic long hair.
Can’t find the vid clip 🙁
Duckman. He’s just finished sex, jumps up with his arms in the air and enthusiastically says “Wow, that was the greates…” just as his partner says, “Take me now Duckman, I’m ready”.
Sound familiar OB?
hay snubiz, whose got the big feet^^
That would be moi!
like my mother always says “imagine how tall you’d be if you hadn’t grown so far along the ground” and i’m 5′ 11″ with size 12 feet
I, for one, do not want any sharp instruments anywhere near my junk unless absolutely necessary.
I got ya beat! I’m 6’2″!
well i’m older than you…so there^^
Oh yeah? Well – I know you are, but what am I? I’m telling!
haha…in the backseat during roadtrips-mom, he’s touching me, MOM, he’s looking at me. if you kids don’t stop fighting i’m gonna leave you by the side of the road…good times
And Dad reaching around blinding trying to swat at children while keeping his eyes on the road! Back in the days when you could swat brats! I used to get put on the shelf along the back a lot!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m sorry but that is *the* best cat picture EVER, Snubiz.
EVER.
That picture is effing epic.
Why thank you! Ogden will be very flattered!
oh man, that brings back memories, we would scrunch over as much as we could and i think it just made my poor dad angrier. yes the dreaded shelf, it’s not like we wore seatbelts anyway. where’s your new avatar ms kitty
Thwack!
First you have to find a woman with poor self esteem, then you keep telling her she is worthless and point out all her faults. If she still feels good about herself then you gotta beat her down with your hands until she finally realizes what a man you are. Then you have to watch a lot of porn, you know, to learn how women want to be treated in the sack. Women don’t want want a sissy, they want a macho guy who will tell them what they want.
PS: you are ass.
PS: you are an ass.
Snubiz and pg, you’re a couple of strapping lasses!
Okay OP, you’re good-looking, a fun guy, great in bed, well-endowed, have no trouble getting booty calls but seem to have trouble maintaining any kind of extended relationship. A lot of guys would love to have your problem.
All kidding aside, maybe you need to take stock of the women you’re dating. We hear a lot about women who have fatal attractions for men that are no good for them, it works in reverse as well.
If we’re to take your story at face value, something is missing. Is there a female friend you can talk to, somebody you are comfortable with? You need a female perspective it seems.
Op, you need to find yourself an ugly bitch. Ugly bitches won’t leave you for another guy because they can’t……..and if they do? Well then, who cares! She’s an ugly bitch.
🙂
gee, nice girl, xeno, and sue, too bad we have never met. it would have been glorious.
women tend not to like obnoxious, self involved douchebags. Maybe you should look into that?
Awwww, you Bitches always say the sweetest things! <3!
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Try playing on Sebastians team, he’ll take all cummers!
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He’ll also cum on all takers.
High five!
OP, start posting the pictures of these sluts.
Xeno,
the marble will catch on for guys about the same time women start having lobster rubber bands sown ’round the entrance.
snubiz n breadlady are really getting along.
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/201…
Lobster rubber bands … …
the claw bands… I don’t know what they’re called.
I’m no lobster fisherman… and I despise lobster meat.
I dunno what they’re called either, lol.
“I despise lobster meat”
*GASPPPPPPP*
Oh no no no no nope.
I don’t get it—Lobster rubber bands down there? Women have them built in already…PG-I’m 5’11” too! (small world)
it has it’s advantages xeno but my sleeves are always too short^^as for rubber bands http://www.theonion.com/articles/just-wait…
so xeno, you’re saying there are NO women out there that are loosy-goosy?
I’m betting you’re wrong.
Danke Schoen, Agonizmusmaedchen. That slice of Onion had me in tears – (of laughter)
mon plaisir, onions aren’t just for eating. you will be enjoying perogies with onions soon enough… lllaaarrrggghhh
Oh! Don’t get me started on clothes! Thank heavens for mail order! Excellent onion PG!
I’m sending my pancreas on a separate vacation – hiking along the Iran/Afghanistan border. I think I can count on peach pie on my b-day.
Who are you shtupping that is so large there is no muscle there? Is that one of those ‘roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?” things? Or “hey, if you can find my car keys, we can DRIVE out!” things? You have piqued my idle curiosity…
Xeno, although it’s not talked about as much as guys with small dicks, there are a lotta women out there with blown out vags. Keegals ladies.. do them
Anyone who claims they are a sexpert, and claims to have a big cock is a liar.