Sit down and be quiet while listening to the comedians during their act. It’s simple. Why would you open your mouth and flap your gums at a comedy show? You wouldn’t do it in a theatre, or in a live performance.
To the two drunk obese people who got kicked out of Yuk Yuks last night for not shutting up, learn some manners or get in your extra wide ass Chevy truck, drive home, and deep fry some manners. You’re not funny at all. —Comedy rulez
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2015.


Maybe they were auditioning.
They’re drunk and obese. That tells me they are not blessed with much in the way of conscientiousness. It’s unlikely they will heed your call to learn manners.
The kind that deep fry their hands to bite their fingernails?
Ya, It’s about 50/50 for people being escorted or completely shamed out the building based on the times I’ve been there.
Know how to hold your liquor and bite your tongue, people.
You know who I’m talking about.