To the person who pissed on the parking garage at Alderny Landing on Saturday evening, you disgust me. I was heading over to Halifax to take a leisurely stroll along the waterfront with my fiance, and on my way to the ferry terminal, I passed the parking garage with the sloped entry/exit and noticed “water” trickling down through the cracks in the concrete. I then proceeded to look for the source of said “water” and found you relieving yourself. It was still very much light out, and there were other people around. While I understand you probably had to go, there are public washrooms a mere 30 seconds away in Alderny Landing just before you get to the ferry terminal. Next time you relieve yourself in public, you may want to check to make sure it’s not a busy spot. Next time, lazy ass, walk yourself over to the public washroom and spare us passers by the repulsion. —Annoyed Passerby
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
lots of outdoor pissing and pooping this week, there was a full moon on saturday but that’s no excuse
Why ever would you want to investigate the source of water in a fucking parking garage? Who cares…..you deserved to be on the end of his nozzle.
At least they weren’t shitting OP!
Washrooms are 30 seconds away, and so is the harbour.
That was hilarious Koda!
Anyway, sounds like the phantom pooper takes the ferry and he’s not just a one-trick pony.
You know you’ve pretty much hit the bottom when you’ve become a “lazy pisser”. Time to take stock of your life, start setting some goals.
When i am camping, i like to piss at the edge of my campsite 🙂 i offer no apolgies.
you actually ‘like’ to?
I can understand a designated spot perhaps… but to enjoy it…
where exactly WERE you Saturday evening?
“Washrooms are 30 seconds away, and so is the harbour.”
And sebastian would be there in 10 seconds with his mouth wide open!
… and butt cheeks spread.
It is a basic primal urge. A dog marks his territory, so do i.
And, yes, i like pissing. It feels good.