Ok roommate, I’ve had quite enough of your stink! We have unlimited FREE water in our apartment so please shower more than once every 2 weeks! Really it’s gross! Deodorant is also not for special occasions you are supposed to wear it daily!! Also stop laying dirty dishes and clothing around, it stinks and makes our home look like crap. I’m not your personal maid service. Also a toothbrush and some paste would do you a world of good…. Your breath smells worse then Gargamel’s asshole!!!
I know I sound harsh but if anyone else lived with you I’m sure there would be worse things said. —In Need of a New Roommate
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
How does sebastian’s roommate know what Gargamel’s butt smells like?
You know after reading all that, the only thing I can focus on is how in the blue (hee hee) hell does OP know what Gargamel’s asshole smells like? Smurfs, I guess?? But then again, what the hell do THEY smell like? Argh!
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Pack up everything your roommate leaves lying around(garbage & all), put it all in those big green garbage bags, tie them up tight, and throw them in his room. Repeat as required, eventually he’ll get the hint.
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What’s even worse is when there is a tenant who smells so awful, you can smell it down the hallway. There is this guy in my building who used to be homeless or something and he fucking REEKS. I feel like crap whenever someone visits me because it’s like I live in a fucking hole. Ugh. I’m moving soon though :D.
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BIG you beat me to it. For the OP, get some friends and have a blanket party for your roomie with scrub pads. Do it right and you’ll only have to do it once.
OP, your options are:
1. Move.
2. Evict them.
3. Poison them.
Why does the image of a grotesque slob with a goatee, bald head, and back breasts come to mind from your description?
hahahaha…
you should crazy glue all his dirty dishes to his door. That’s what I did in college when it was my week to clean the kitchenette. bitch didn’t think I meant it.
Hand him one of those little pine tree-shaped air fresheners you use in a car and tell him to fucking wear it.
TTFN…I wonder if you used a lanyard like we do for our back stage passes, & wrote his name on the pine tree air freshener.
Then told him it was ID.
He might not get it, but he’d then smell like shitty pine tree!!! Is that truly any better ?
I guess all that poor hygiene escaped you during the roomate interview.
I looked it up as a joke…
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dude, they will make and try to sell anything over there….
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now before Sebastien gets too excited…..
oops, too late.
Um, yeah, sour smelling people … not good … but some how they manage to procreate …
“Why does the image of a grotesque slob with a goatee, bald head, and back breasts come to mind from your description?”
Probably because you were looking at a picture of your father who despises you while crying about him not accepting you like you do every day. Or you saw your reflection in the picture frame glass.
My dad told me a story about when he was in the army (american). There was this guy who lived in the barracks with them who would never shower. EVER. He smelled like shit and no matter how direct people were, he wouldn’t wash his fucking ass.
So one day a bunch of guys grabbed him, threw him in the shower and scrubbed him down.
Apparently they had no issue with him washing his ass after that.