Do you know how hard I worked to track you down (not in a stalker kinda way). Short version, I took “dandelionyellow”… plunked it into POF… wrote you a letter… found out I’m just outside of your acceptable age (by mere days)… went back, edited my profile and lied about my age… AND SEX… found out I couldn’t change those things… I guess, not a short version is it? Anyway, GREAT profile, love how you think and think you’re adorable.
I’m not a Newf but I have a friend teaching me the language. “Hey me ducky – me lover… I gots da jag on, buddy…kickin’ me own arse… I got de art-ri-tis so don’t puck me inta next week.” How am I doin? Please swing by my profile. Ya never know.
xo —Scott
P.S. Don’t have a dog – but love ’em.
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
Uhm. This DOES sound rather stalker-ish.