Gross, every third car that you pass or passes you on the highway has someone’s nasty stinking feet either stuck up on the passenger side dash, or out the window. It’s sick. Feet are f u c k i ng gross. Ew ew ew.
1. No one wants to see your mangled old funga-toes.
2. The least amount of particles of shit that have the opportunity to float in the air the better.
3. That dash belongs to someone – probably not you, I wouldn’t want someone’s feet touching any part of my car sans shoes and especially not the dashboard.
4. If you ever were in an accident I promise you your knees would become part of your face – airbags come out with a shitload of force – and even if there wasn’t an airbag, your body weight being thrown forward would have a similar effect.
Put your feet on the floor where they belong, idiots. —Gross Gross Gross
This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.
While I don’t get angry enough to post a bitch over it, this grosses me out too.
Yeck.
OP do you know how long I’ve wanted to write a post about this but didn’t ’cause I thought it would be too picky.
I agree. I do agree totally. I hate seeing it, but at the same time do understand it’s “their” car to do as they wish. In my car, don’t you dare.
… I’ve yet to see I nice pedicured pair of tootsies in the window … always some dry cracked cheese grater heels and mangly toenails.
is it just me who doesn’t get why people are so grossed out over feet?
I mean, I’m not licking them with some raging foot fetish or anything,..
but they’re just feet, people.
they do serve a purpose… and socks and shoes haven’t been around all that long.
As long as it’s not your car, I don’t see how it’s any of your business.
zZz has a point. They are just feet. Most are not the smelly wretched things OP makes them out to be. Most people look after their feet. Those who don’t should stick to shoes and socks in the summer. As for car windows, don’t ALL dogs like to be out in the wind? Really though, who cares what other people’s passengers do with their feet? If the drivers were hanging their dogs out the windows there’d be a reason to bitch!
Zzz has a point, true, and I don’t care what people do with their feet to be honest, but that still doesn’t change the fact that I hate seeing it. In my car, you’d better not. You’ll be walking home on stumps if you do. You know what I hate more, ppl putting their shoed feet on furniture … I don’t get that!
OC maybe you take care of your feet but … the general population … I dunnnnnnooooooooo.
I get really uncomfortable in the car – and I’m so glad my bf doesn’t mind my feet up on the dash. Maybe because my toes are pretty. A lovely deep metallic purple this week :D. I run, so I really, really look after my feet or they’d be a mess.
Shit, most of the residents down here in Arse Split (the villagers had a beer bingo last week – the big winner got to pick the new name of our humble community) drive with their feet but have the decency to hang spruce tree air fresheners on their big toes.
The only part of this bitch I agree with is item 4. An airbag deploys with sufficient force to seriously injure you if you should have some part of your body on the dash. (In this case, maybe even severe your leg(s)?) But the rest of your bitch is baseless. I fail to see how you can determine if their feet/toes are “mangled old funga-toes” if you are driving by them anyway. How fucking close to these feet are you getting? Are you coasting by at 10 km/h? Since you seemed to be so concerned with safety why the fuck aren’t you paying attention to your own driving and what’s going on with the road in front of you instead of looking at other people’s dashboards and what body parts might be resting on them.
“The least amount of particles of shit that have the opportunity to float in the air the better” – WTF are you on about here?? Are you THAT hung up about feet that you seriously think there’s particles of shit flying through the air by simply going barefoot? You’re fucking delusional, pal. Get some help.
And as far as it being someone else’s dash, you’re probably right. It probably IS someone else’s dash but you know what there sparky? This person obviously doesn’t have a problem with feet on their dash or they would have said so. If not, well that’s their problem. I’m with ‘Tron …it’s really none of your business.
LOL @ U TTFNlady!
Maybe you should mind your own business instead of starting into cars when you pass them. Get a life, OP. If this is the best thing you have to bitch about then you live a sad and meaningless life.
Unless you’re a paramedic who has to pick up the liquid that was your leg after a car accident, who cares.
Wow. I didn’t know control freak, type-a nazis even read the coast. Here’s my piece of advice for YOU. Why don’t you keep your self-satisfied eyes on the road when you’re driving? I’d rather see feet on a dash than some retarded nitpicker too busy looking in other people’s cars for foot infractions to mind their own defensive driving. Feet on the dash aren’t known for causing accidents. Busybodies who can’t mind their business and stay in their lane however, are.
You’re probably one of those people who drives down a busy street blathering on their cell phone. I don’t want to assume anything but statistically idiots do this. And you’re an idiot. So.. i’m just guessing.
Meh, it’s not my dash. It’s not my thing but who am I to begrudge anyone a knee in the face, in the event of an accident?
Remember folks, in some countries and cultures of the world, seeing the soles of peoples feet is highly offensive.
The only time that feet on the dash bothers me, is when the feet are wearing shoes, scrapes and gouges the shit out of a car.
What are you chirping about … like you need to death stare the feet to know they’re there … no, a passing glance is enough. Fuck man.
The same way I can see your ass in your bootay shorts when you walk by is the same way I can see your Crypt Keeper feet.
Can you have them on the dash? Yes! It is your right to do as you wish, but can I see them? Yes, yes I can. Like I’m not wearing side blinders … or (this one’s for LS) a burka.
Heh.
Donk is so right. It’s just gross. I get that you can do what you want, but it’s nasty!!
I love how people are personally offended by shit that doesn’t even concern them. Makes me realize just how much more society is lamer than I am. Fucking lamers bitching about other peoples’ feet and cars and shit. Remember back in the 80s when people actually had lives and bitched about real shit like Reaganomics, the Soviets and whether Paradise City was better than Sweet Child O’ Mine.
I’ve given up on people in vehicles around HRM. I don’t see ANY woman flashing their hooters like you supposedly get in LA. Guess too many people are too busy talking on their cell phones or texting 🙁
On a serious note, I don’t care if they wipe their fecal-encrusted pucker on their dash, then draw Spongebob with their toes, so long as they stop texting while doing it. It is out of control. What the fuck is the Bridge Police doing with those cameras besides looking in windows in the North End???
Made me laugh, Big 🙂
80’s flash…OK make that a 70’s flash back….you tell them OB
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6oeMzLdpUbs/Ti6G…
Kramer- I loves ya.
Seriously, how the frig is this your busimess, OP?
“Oh, I can’t control what people in other cars are doing! The world is going to hell!”
Get over yourself.
It almost looks like someone just wanted a Bitch published and made something up.
who remembers being free and unfettered in a big ol station wagon?
http://musclecarfilms.com/sitebuilder/imag…
Crisscrossed the country in the back seat of a navy blue Pontiac Strato Chief. What a perfect little self contained world that was. The Old Man still says that by the age of 7 I had the location of every A&W west of Winnipeg memorized.
If by “free and unfettered”, you mean “bound and gagged”, and “big ol” means “trunk”, and “station wagon” means “Corvair”, then yes, yes I do remember
Love the new av btw 😉
that is our backyard hugo, i think it’s juniour. there is a guy in town with a yellow corvair, it’s purty… much of my childhood was filled with roadtrips, in all types of vehicles and vessels
“whether Paradise City was better than Sweet Child O’ Mine”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbJHlrOJyng
This should settle the debate.
You know there ARE people who actually DO drive with their feet! They do everything with their feet because they don’t have arms or hands to do so!
It’s quite an amazing thing to see. 🙂
OP, pray that #4 happens often. Noticed a car last weekend with a woman in the passenger seat with one leg on the dash and the other out the window. Was she airing out her vagina?
Bro Tim, you gotta pick up a load of something wet…try a WetVac.
IF its body fluids, hose them down ~;)
Sebastian…mmmmm air fresh pussy .
I draw the line when they stick in that damn pine tree air freshener.
those smell gross and you shouldn’t hang stuff from your rearview mirror anyhoo. these are bad and enough with the dreamcatchers too http://www.crazyamigo.com/wp-content/uploa…
Don’t be knocking the fuzzy dice, now. They’re an essential part of any pimpmobile. 😛
i found our bitchmobile http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
Hahahaha yes.
And hobo can drive it!!!!!
Holy freaking shit. That’d make one ‘bitchin” reality show.
*snort*
isn’t she a beaut…loads of room for frivolity and absurdity^^vroom vroom
Can we retro-fit one of these?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm…
Budda-budda-budda
With the power of montage and the appropriate music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o), I do believe we could.
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA 195. That’s mint, that is. You making the scene on Sun.?
I plan on it. Provided things don’t get too wild Saturday night, of course. 😉
love your avatar 195, i would really like to see that “amazing guy” you better show up, no excuses. we are having our final *staff meeting* on saturday, so i will be looking forward to a big bloody caesar^^
Me Too! Did you guys know that Randi appeared in an episode of “Happy Days”? It was well after the shark jump. >: (
Hail Caesar – we who are about to summit, salute you.
kule, i did not know that. i found a clip but it’s kinda long, this is funny http://depletedcranium.com/randiscience.jp…
He also toured with Alice Cooper back in ’73-74 as the dentist/executioner. He also designed a lot of the stage props for that particular tour.
Now, that I did not know, Brendon. Hella Kule! LOL Painey. I love Skeptix. >: )