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To the horny idiot in my bed: Sometimes I really am just too tired, you insensitive prick. And, another thing, saying things like “well I do all the work anyways” is damn ignorant. The next time I am too tired, you need to think ‘long term strategy’ and STFU. —Not a Blowup Doll
This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.
24 Comments
Meh
chuckle
Girl, c’mon ….. how much energy are you expending to just blow the guy and get it over with….it would be a shorter time span than the ensuing argument of you being too tired…..suck it up!
A match made in heaven.
“Well I do all the work anyways”
I can’t imagine a scenario where insulting a woman’s sack skills will result in getting some anytime soon…or even later!
Koda speaketh like a man. You are a guy, right?
Lol. I guess you can’t be angry if you find porn on the search history.
Buy him a slab of beef liver and let him pound away into that. Tell him it’s either that or the toaster.
I’ll take the toaster.
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Horny idiot = Sleep Watcher. Phew….finally he found a bed. OP, you love it.
Sorry, baby. Dinner’s on me tonight, okay?
No strings attached.
Just remember that the next time HE’S not in the mood and you are, OP.
Tommy, I don’t think it’s about the candy store being closed. It’s about how one handles that fact -which, as you say, happens to both parties in a relationship on occasion- and insulting the tired person, then expecting them to just lay there until the deed is done is disrespectful. Showing restraint when required is what separates us from the animals.
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Remind him that there are other tmes of the day, sex isn’t just for after bedtime.
Elevenses, for example, isn’t just for eating lamingtons =)
Oceanbabe is correct! 100%.
Case closed.
LOL another guy who learned all his sweet talk on rap records…
And suddenly what’s wrong with the back seat of the car??
Nighttime is no time for having sex. It’s for sleeping. And while we’re on it, the bed is no place for sex. It already gets its fair share of bodily fluids and dead skin cells on it with regular sleep use. I wouldn’t mind so much if I had a washer and dryer in this hole. It drove me nuts when boys would wait until I’m half asleep in my ugly pjs with my bite plate in to try to get me in the mood. I was in the mood earlier when I attempted to get your attention away from your model trains. Okay, the model train thing was a lie, but I couldn’t give too much away or I might upset someone ;D.
yep, my long term strategy: never burp with an “i” sound, always burp with an “a” sound. Otherwise, the “i” can sometimes come out as “Biiiiiiiiiiitch”, and that could put me in the dog house for weeks.
🙂
Thanks Donkbabe! One learns a thing or two on this journey called life. I am only too happy to share the wisdom.
you are lucky that i don’t need to get fucked tonite babe.
no i’m sure you’re not lousy in bed.
hmm, thinking about long term strategy : you both should find people to be with that have similar sex drives.
Everyone would be happier. especially the new couple getting laid the most I assume haaha.
But seriously I wouldnt want to be the guy in this relationship if this happens a lot, and you would probably be happier not being pestered too by the sounds of things.
Just a thought !
“Showing restraint when required is what separates us from the animals.” I thought it was our opposable(sp?) thumbs? 😛
Just break up already.