Particularily those of you who think that a POS Chevy Cavalier, Chrysler Neon, or even a Hyundai Avanti is worth ‘pimping'(-the equivalent of hanging Christmas lights on a garbage truck).
When you arrive at a red light and you see a ‘MERGE’ sign telling you your lane is about to end, YOUR simple task is to yeild to and merge with traffic next to you. A merge sign does not translate to, “Damn, my dick is SO small that I have to compensate by burying the gas pedal cuz I jus’GOTTA get in front of this family beside me. If I don’t then I’ll think my dick is even SMALLER, and I’ll have to go back to the trailer park to beat my bitch. Then I’ll be a real man!” Fuck You douchebags, and the idiotic shit boxes that contain YOU.
—All growed up family man.
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2009.
OP – I am completely cracking up! Well put!!!
I don’t know whether to be more irritated at the weeds who abuse those merge situations, or at the traffic engineers who stupidly designed them in the first place. Like, at Dartmouth Crossing, the base of Commodore Drive at Countryview, heading across to get to the 118…side by side through lanes that *immediately* on the other side turn into less than a hundred yards worth of opportunity to fight for the right to proceed. In fact, 118 where it turns into Woodland is another example.
Of course, these are the same traffic engineers who designed the ridiculously short dual-purpose merge lanes associated with the Circumferential, so who knows what the hell they’re thinking.
As for the junior achievers whose sole accomplishment on any given day is to speed and cut in, I derive quiet satisfaction from the act that they never actually get anywhere faster.
Always with the small dick comments! It’s traffic in Halifax, what do you expect? People are shit drivers here a lot of the time. Just take comfort in the fact that their “POS” will probably fall apart before year’s end.
Sounds like CaMix is at it again …
Please. Vin Diesel isn’t even cool. He was in ‘The Pacifier’ for christs sake!! If I were I guy I’d be Emile Hirsch. That boy is beautiful.
In Cape Breton, they add all these silly lights and decals to Pontiac Sunfires, OLD VW Jettas (like from the 90s) and even Chevettes (I’ve seen it).
I like it when the sound system is worth more than the entire car that contains it.
once again…this is a new phenomenon how? Most folks had a first car. What they could afford. Not too pretty or fast, but still their first set of wheels. Of course (unless your rich mommy and daddy bought it for you) it’s a piece o’ crap. That is the car ladder ritual..old as cars and teenager car ownership. ;~) Lighten up!
Jeez, the least these asshole drivers could do is aspire to be like someone who can actually pull off the buzz cut look.
Vin Diesel fails, and is NOT hot. Shemar Moore, however… *melts*
mmmmm Emile Hirsch.
Emile Hirsch makes me drool. That boy is one sublime piece of candy.
ok, enough with the pretty boy shit…. and small dick comments too. Aside from having nothing to do with this, y’all sound like the view. bunch-o-ladies all sittin around gossiping it up.
they mention Vin cause of the F&F movies which didn’t really start the crazy but was a definite boon to the industry. The whole movie was about 10 mins story, 1.5 hours of nice cars.
he was a crap driver, get over it.
What pisses me off is the fact that these mornons are allowed to pout what appears to be a cut open 2 litre pop bottle on the end of their tailpipe and it passes for a “muffler”. Fuck it sounds like someone with a terrible case of the shits. Can someone explain to me why, if the muffler falls off my Pontiac G6 and it makes a racket, I could get fined, yet these Morons are allowed to drive around with these noisemakers and it is ok? Just askin’.
Sorry to follow the completely off topic portion of this thread, but why do I get an ‘ick’ feeling about Emile Hirsch? I think it must be because I listen to Lainey (of Lainey Gossip) and she has revealed him to be a douchebag. Nothing turns me off more than a douchebag. What should I look at to change my mind?
Anyone here wonder about the vanishing lane in the windsor st exchange heading towards the bedford highway…? that one blows my mind…
Dino and Fizz….LOVE your taste in men 😉
I had to google Emile, he looks like he’s 15. Not hot.
this guy cant be to grown up….the guy doesnt even know proper english….its GROWN up dummy….and i think he is just pissed cause he is driving a poopty ride…..sucks to be you buddy…enjoy the slow lane while im in the fast
dubiousDUBBZ,
I apologize for what appears to be a semantic deficiency. Based on the content and syntax of your post it was rather apparent to me that you had not taken 1) your psychiatric meds, 2) a language skills course which educates you on the nature of satire, and left you sounding both immature and mumbling like you had a mouthful of my penis. Since you haven’t posted a constructive critique I’m not at all dazzled by the vulgar, white trash nature of your alleged ‘grammatical prowess’ which has apparently evolved into the ever-so-clever nomenclature ‘dubiousDUBBZ’. I really won’t be paying attention to any further posts you make since there is nothing of substance which makes you easily dismissable. I will however look for your ‘dubiousBUTT’ after you wrap yourself around a pole…on the other side of the fast lane….from the slow lane….pointing….laughing….’look honey, that poor little guy’s girlfriend must have learned to cope with dissappointment pretty early in their relationship….that’s pretty small….hmmm…explains the big car though…’
Okay,
All kidding aside, my concern and question, I believe, are legitimate: Why? Why the ‘need for speed’? What’s the prize? A sponsorship from NASCAR? Lots of money? Bragging rights? The lives of my wife and three year old daughter are on the line so you can …brag? About what? “Hey honey! Great day today. Endangered alot of lives on the way home…a-LOT. Boy do I feel like…” Like what? Is this what passes for manhood/adulthood/maturity these days? Seriously, what’s the reward?
Piss off, Emile is a babe.
I’m by no means a speed racer (I drive a carolla)…. nor enjoy nascar on any level… but have you ever bungie jumped? sky dive?
rush is all it’s for. cheap thrills at other’s potentially fatal expense.
Actually,
Skydiving rocks mate!
Stop talking about cars this thread is about hot men! 😛
Sorry Dino, Emile is cute, but NOT hot. Maybe in ten years. Men age like wine, they get better as they get older… to a point.
mmmm….hot men!
to the gaurdian,
you’re a dumbass. period, all that ranting and raving just made you look like a whiney bitch. I really think you should quit while you are ahead, or just shut the fuck up…no one cares what you think:)
Wait…is that a pic of your ‘ride’!? That mini-van/SUV wannabe!!?? No wonder you’re so pissed! I apologize. I didn’t realize you were at the wheel of that emasculating P.O.S. Is that a hand me down from Mommy and Daddy, or maybe the missus only hands over the keys to the ‘limp dick mobile’ after she checks to make sure that the raisins that used to be your balls are still in a jar on her shelf marked ‘Things my illiterate male won’t need’ next to your mullet, and a dictionary. Dipshit. Thanks for pulling my dick out of your mouth long enough to grunt more stupidity at me. Now keep suckin’ it in the slow lane with me bitch.
thats my winter ride you dumbass haha but nice looking out….you wouldn’t wanna fuck with my summer ride….bitch
I bet your summer rides a 1998 navy blue dodge Caravan.
actually i got a mitsu spyder drop top with more money in it than what u make a yr